devilwoman

I think I may have been electronically tagged. A knock came to my door about half an hour ago.....it was the Jehovah Witness brigade - AGAIN! For fucks sake, it was like a bad case of deja vu. Its not bad enough that they tortured me 2 weeks ago on holiday, the fuckers have tracked me down, I swear its been revealed that I am actually the daughter of Satan and they are going to follow me to the ends of the earth.....

Jesus I had Skid Row's "Get the Fuck Out" blasting on my stereo at the time, you think it might have deterred them, but no I think it only made them more determined....they are sneaky fuckers too, they offer u a magazine that looks deceptively like a fashion magazine - only I had seen it before I may have been suckered in......

Mind you, for one awful moment as I went to open the front door I thought that it was my evil sister a-calling, I almost embraced the religious nuts....

Anyway SG friends, I am going to go a bit quiet over the next few days, I shall be seriously loved up all weekend plus sparkie69 and I are heading to Dublin to meet up with the fab fab fab fab fab McRoger and Turbodevil - its soooo exciting!

In my absence I shall leave a question to ponder over (this has given me many nights of sleeplessness and I have only just discovered the answer) - what is the difference between sodomy and buggery? Yeah I have a warped mind thinking of such things but I did have this anal fixation a while ago, wonder what Freud would make of that....