I finally got my power outage at work. 4:00 at the mall and the whole place goes dead. Then two little old ladies come in to buy shoes.....in the dark. I'm all about making excuses to avoid work, but Kirill, the Russisn guy I work with is all about service. So he helps them in near pitch black darkness. If Russia is ever going to become a superpower they're going to have to learn about slacking off. It's how America runs the machine. You should hear this guy say "Kill Moose and Squirrel". He doesn't get it but it cracks me up. Viva Russia! 
-J
-J