Tuesday Nov 09, 2004

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FOR HIRE:

24 year old female with tendancies to skate into people and knock them down. I am also mean behind the bar, and love little kids. NEEDS JOB NOW!!! Will respond to ANY offer. Cute/sexy uniform a MUST. Will sell sexual favors to hot chicks with bad attitudes. Will sell spankings to boys that need them. If you can help, please respond here or at this address -- devi1gir1666@retardsrule.com.

And because I LOVE T-Shirt Hell, and detest John Kerry:



Whooo.....how much flack am I gonna get for that one? biggrin kiss
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gory:
YAY!!! You are back...There was Movement...
Firstly....



AND...I just thought I would let you know...There is A Surprise waiting JUST for you in the Quiz section...I Should have done this in the first place...As Technology and the Chaos theory Just FUCK with US sometimes...and well..I really DO REALLY like ya...ALOT!! OOogaBOOoga skull ,SS

skull BTW...I WOULD Definately Hire you, Cause I am a Gal with Bad Attitude...But I am also a starving Horror Hostess...and we get paid with Body Parts and OLD Hallow's Eve Candy....Otherwise...I would be sendin you a plane ticket to My front Door...(REALLY though...I am sending you something that is Money, but just not good until we 'retire' SEE Comment on YOU in The Abominable Apothecary... skull

[Edited on Nov 15, 2004 7:36AM]
maddonkeyaraneda:
comment moved to next journal entry. woops.

[Edited on Nov 18, 2004 12:10PM]

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