deux

With apologies to The Boxtops:

Give her a ticket on an airplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days aren't gone
She's not a-comin' home
But my baby wrote me a letter

Well she wrote me a letter
Said she couldn't live
Without me no more
Listen Dubya can't see
I've got to get my baby back home
Anyway, yeah

Give her a ticket on an airplane
Ain't got time to take the camel train
Lonely days aren't gone
She's not a-comin' home
But my baby wrote me a letter
My baby wrote me a letter

Correspondence makes me happy. The circumstances under which said correspondence occur make me furious.

Bring them home. Now.