deux

Dear X,

It will be a cold day in hell before I add you to my friend list. You're obsessiveness and singlemindedness is disturbing. I think you faux intellectualism by way of stolen lyrics says a lot about your mental state and intelligence (or lack thereof).

You, sir, are what has been politely been called a "chick collector" - not a single male poster is on your friend's list. I wonder why. Is it because you fear competition? Perhaps you're not secure enough to "share" your female "friends" with another male? Do you even realize how creepy that looks? You're like John Hinkley, Jr writing love letters to Jodie Foster - no matter how hard you try, it isn't going to work out, and you come off looking like a psycho in the process.

And what shocks me the most is how many female members have bought into your bullshit.

You've never even said so much as 'hello' to me, yet you persistantly request my friendship. Despite turning you down a multitude of times and making posts specifically about you, you're still trying. Why can't you take a hint? You come off as creepy, coniving, and a stalker of the niaave. I want nothing to do with you in the least. Stop pestering me.

This will be the last civil post I make about you. The next fucking time you request my friendship, I'll be reporting you to the mods, and I'll make sure the entire site knows who you are. Take the hint, fucktard.

Sincerly,

- Krash