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Beunas dias fuckers,

You know a fair part of my week is spent watching TV. Whilst I am rewarded by great programming and thought provoking docos, I do however suffer through fucking outragiously annoying commercials. After years of being a slut for loud music and small rehersal studios my hearing isn't as sharp as it used to be. I'm watching TV turning up the dialogue...
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cherrytrash:
You...have a real profile pic eeek
cherrytrash:
Ha! I like the guy in the hat but a glowing duck sounds awesome
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Beunos Dias. Lindas jovenes, queridos! Me hacer una grande madera para ver tus lindas ceurpos...desnudo!

Hehe That's my dodgy Spanish for, um yeah maybe I shouldn't translate...

Anyway fuckers, queridos, amigos, mes potes! Salud, obrigado and all that shit. This is another episode of my life condensed into a motherfucking blog. Enjoy reading it or not, as the case may be, those are your choices....
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wolfwood1203:
It was. Driving to school yesterday was fun because of that. But I finally managed a decent sleep.
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Bonjour Peoples, I do hope you are hale and bursting with vigour. Heres my story, I choose to start itnow.

If you're adverse to toilet stories I'd stop reading.

As youre no doubt unaware because I have written about this before in my blog and well, peeps seldom read my blog, I had another Chinese food moment. Now there is absolutely no standardisation in the...
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charlie_stars:
thanks for the musical selections... and if you removed the "." from the link http://youtu.be/l5I2vEcVC_I and repost it using the SG hyperlinks it should work like so. or grab the address from the browser window....

or whichever address resembles this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5I2vEcVC_I
charlie_stars:
the devils advocate one of those under/over rated movies depending on the time and place... but i liked it, lot of good one liners and charlize theron's tits always make a movie better
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Galactic Greetings Motherfuckers,

Here's to an evolved/de-evolved new year (whatever floats).

Now I have new years resolutions peeps, I now longer smoke. Yeah I still say hello to a tall can and enjoy a frosty pint of Melbourne's best, fuck, it was 40 Celcious today, (that's 104 farenhiet for my US mates playing at home. Again metric system, embrace it).

I had a going away...
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platypuz:
Your Level 21 and only have a +5 sword,i reckon some dwarf ripped you of somewhere. My xmas was ok,first time i have had it of in years,i didnt have anywhere to be or anyone to see so i spent the day making home made sangria and serenading my neighbours with punk rock then proceeded to pass out happily.
wolfwood1203:
I've just been given license to plot a murder... Of course I'll have fun!! As for posting it, that depends on how satisfied I am with the finished product. Plus it won't be until May.
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lectorvyal:
lol, wtf...your the king of random pictures

i hope your Christmas was more exciting than mine, mine involved just being bored as fuck
wolfwood1203:
Well according to him it does work, he says he's seen it happen, but I haven't seen it myself.
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Fine, fucking hello!

OK, I know I said I wasn't writing anymore blogs,this is because the lack of interest I get vexes me greatly, I think what's the fucking point!? A hi, yes I read your shit would be nice. I'm shaking my fist in your direction ass monkeys! I know my lack of delightfully plump mammary glands and female sexual organs precludes me from...
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cherrytrash:
I find this to be kinda amusing...your comments on the elves is what reminded me to look it up for you -

platypuz:
I thought you would appreciate that .
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Sometimes I get a head of myself and think that people are actually interested in what I have to say despite my lack of female sexual organs and willingness to show said organs. Well lesson learnt. A delightful fuck you motherfuckers! My rants, opinions, observations are pointless. I'm done with blogs etc.
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platypuz:
Im always keen on your observations. Tonight was the last night of live music for The Sando in iutr's presebt form. Much alcohol was deunk.
rielle:
Hey nothing you say is pointless! I may not always comment on your blogs, but I definitely DO read em! One of the few peoples blogs I actually read on here.
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Galactic Greeting Terrans,

In todays' turd filled Ganges River episode I present strange and possibly true facts,there maybe bullshit, true and dodgy history in one sitting. Have fun work out whats what and let me know in your comments:

1.In the face of a runaway explosion of genetic engineering from rogue scientists in undisclosed locations working on clandestine military contracts for questionable foreign powers, the...
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Bonjour Fuckers,

In todays motherfucking rant....

Mindless office banter. In my day job I'm a mild mannered and motherfucking humourous "print specialist'. I'm not going into what this fucking job description means as it takes away from my office banter rant. Now I haven't done the maths peoples but I feel totally comfortable saying that 80% of office verbal communication is BS, bunk, crap, twaddle,...
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mythuselah:
Sitting nicely in the corner of my desk is my Nerf Maverick. Haven't aimed for the office folks -yet, but should you decide, may I suggest to have a means to get the darts that don't detach from the ceiling.


wolfwood1203:
Sweet insanity... always a good option.