Bonfuckingjour!
Peeps are asking about the rants, theyre all "Deucey! The rants, we want the rants!" Ok, quick disclaimer here two people, Platy & Wolfie. You dogs is on my Christmas list, no waitMy Krampus list, that fucker will beat the fucking living tar out of you and take you away to his dwelling where he will commit unspeakable acts on your bodies. Wait, no thats my Christmas wish! Ill get you guys a Body Shop voucher, some avocado scrub or something.
Me first you fucking brats!
Anywho, to those that care or not, I feel like Im out of the woods. Which is great, I was sidelined with a fucking broken heart which Ill not mention cause everytime I do I erase the fucking blog! Anywho rants. I got em. Hearken to them or not.
I like to amuse myself by thinking about contemaphlatards and how they would climb up the social ladder in the wild against some fucking kick ass predators, heres some examples:
Julia Guillard vs Top End crocs
Now I can understand you wanting to consume me whole, but before you devour me in the most painful and horrific way, let me show you how the Labour Party can help you get a leg up. Its called the Crococaucus and involves Labour sinking funds into the Top End waterways and tributaries. This will be done with absolutely no regard to its effectiveness, the plan is to send armoured trucks with bags of cash and literally dump them in the water. Now with my support.. Things end badly here, NEXT!
Tony Abbott vs Dingoes on Fraser Island,
Now I understand how the Labour Party has let you down, now let me speak for the Liberal Party when I say, devouring me as a ravenous pack will not aid your cause. For too long Labour has persisted in a sustained campaign of funded feeding to your pack with absolutely no regard for the facilitating of long term projects for self-sufficiency. My party offers you depressing low income housing if you allow us to rape your mineral rich island. Wait, that sounds like a Labour proposal, um yes of course! OK, no low income housing, you get the fuck out and well blame you being soft on asylum seekers. Tony Abbott is thankfully eaten alive by said pack of dingoes.
Anywho next week misc rants:
Peeps are asking about the rants, theyre all "Deucey! The rants, we want the rants!" Ok, quick disclaimer here two people, Platy & Wolfie. You dogs is on my Christmas list, no waitMy Krampus list, that fucker will beat the fucking living tar out of you and take you away to his dwelling where he will commit unspeakable acts on your bodies. Wait, no thats my Christmas wish! Ill get you guys a Body Shop voucher, some avocado scrub or something.
Me first you fucking brats!
Anywho, to those that care or not, I feel like Im out of the woods. Which is great, I was sidelined with a fucking broken heart which Ill not mention cause everytime I do I erase the fucking blog! Anywho rants. I got em. Hearken to them or not.
I like to amuse myself by thinking about contemaphlatards and how they would climb up the social ladder in the wild against some fucking kick ass predators, heres some examples:
Julia Guillard vs Top End crocs
Now I can understand you wanting to consume me whole, but before you devour me in the most painful and horrific way, let me show you how the Labour Party can help you get a leg up. Its called the Crococaucus and involves Labour sinking funds into the Top End waterways and tributaries. This will be done with absolutely no regard to its effectiveness, the plan is to send armoured trucks with bags of cash and literally dump them in the water. Now with my support.. Things end badly here, NEXT!
Tony Abbott vs Dingoes on Fraser Island,
Now I understand how the Labour Party has let you down, now let me speak for the Liberal Party when I say, devouring me as a ravenous pack will not aid your cause. For too long Labour has persisted in a sustained campaign of funded feeding to your pack with absolutely no regard for the facilitating of long term projects for self-sufficiency. My party offers you depressing low income housing if you allow us to rape your mineral rich island. Wait, that sounds like a Labour proposal, um yes of course! OK, no low income housing, you get the fuck out and well blame you being soft on asylum seekers. Tony Abbott is thankfully eaten alive by said pack of dingoes.
Anywho next week misc rants: