Bon-fucking-jour,
In today's only two people will read episode...
What a fucking week, The Walking Dead wraps up and some brain dead fucktard in North Korea decides to play chicken with the US. Reality much asstard Kim Jong fuckwit?
So back home in OZ the politicians pictured below, are getting all, 'they can hit us? Really?' North Korea, the answer to whos countrys leader is so tiny his dick is concave? Reality check no. The missiles would have to have favourable head winds, the luck of the Irish, Maybe Jesus performing some of his anti-social child-god smiting as mentioned in the Apocrypha. No fucking way. That little assmonkey is just doing the human version of a primate crapping in his hands and throwing turds at his enemy.
No money, no allies, China, really? China would be happy to see him get bloodied and take notes for when they really get serious about World Dom. That fucker is a stupid ass-monkey. Its hilarious, when the US set its sights on Iran late last year, China & Russia were like I dont fucking think so truth is Iran supplies oil to China & Russia. They were ready to get all in with the US. North Korea, what do they have? Those fuckers cant even feed themselves without foreign aid.
What does this mean? Dickless assmonkey Kim just wants to show he has cojones, rattle his tiny wittle sabre and hopefully wrangle some more foreign aid. Truth is ugly, as ugly as that little fucktard. We dont know whether hes fucking stoopid enough to give it a crack, hence the hardware. The US has missile seeking frigates, aircraft carriers, stealth bombers & elite forces in the region. If there's one thing the US military is good at, is offense...
Would China get involved? Fuck no! China is riding high on the dollars Americans invested back in the 90s on cheap offshore labour, management mentoring and the fruits of the yanks short sighted attempts to chase the almighty profit above national benefit. I dont see China batting an eyelid. Communism is an anachronism, socialist democracy ascendant. Two different things.
So anyway hope this helps. In Australia this barely makes the news. Why I hear you ask? Because the mainstream media thinks Brangelina and kittens in trees is more news worthy. So hey, on the off chance Dick fuck Jong is packing some real heat, like the Russian ICBM's of the 1980's, each packing 10 MIRV's with 20 megaton warheads, (City Killers). Aussies will die by the score, ingnorant, many with their last thought being, gotta post this on facebook, some taking selfies in the toilet thinking, "Is my ass fat?' Others at the pub, cursing the TAB and the Cranbourne Stakes being interupted by static' If their embarassing missile launches are anything to go by we're OK for now...
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Anywho lovies, end on a song right? Hope you delightful fuckers are well.
In today's only two people will read episode...
What a fucking week, The Walking Dead wraps up and some brain dead fucktard in North Korea decides to play chicken with the US. Reality much asstard Kim Jong fuckwit?
So back home in OZ the politicians pictured below, are getting all, 'they can hit us? Really?' North Korea, the answer to whos countrys leader is so tiny his dick is concave? Reality check no. The missiles would have to have favourable head winds, the luck of the Irish, Maybe Jesus performing some of his anti-social child-god smiting as mentioned in the Apocrypha. No fucking way. That little assmonkey is just doing the human version of a primate crapping in his hands and throwing turds at his enemy.
No money, no allies, China, really? China would be happy to see him get bloodied and take notes for when they really get serious about World Dom. That fucker is a stupid ass-monkey. Its hilarious, when the US set its sights on Iran late last year, China & Russia were like I dont fucking think so truth is Iran supplies oil to China & Russia. They were ready to get all in with the US. North Korea, what do they have? Those fuckers cant even feed themselves without foreign aid.
What does this mean? Dickless assmonkey Kim just wants to show he has cojones, rattle his tiny wittle sabre and hopefully wrangle some more foreign aid. Truth is ugly, as ugly as that little fucktard. We dont know whether hes fucking stoopid enough to give it a crack, hence the hardware. The US has missile seeking frigates, aircraft carriers, stealth bombers & elite forces in the region. If there's one thing the US military is good at, is offense...
Would China get involved? Fuck no! China is riding high on the dollars Americans invested back in the 90s on cheap offshore labour, management mentoring and the fruits of the yanks short sighted attempts to chase the almighty profit above national benefit. I dont see China batting an eyelid. Communism is an anachronism, socialist democracy ascendant. Two different things.
So anyway hope this helps. In Australia this barely makes the news. Why I hear you ask? Because the mainstream media thinks Brangelina and kittens in trees is more news worthy. So hey, on the off chance Dick fuck Jong is packing some real heat, like the Russian ICBM's of the 1980's, each packing 10 MIRV's with 20 megaton warheads, (City Killers). Aussies will die by the score, ingnorant, many with their last thought being, gotta post this on facebook, some taking selfies in the toilet thinking, "Is my ass fat?' Others at the pub, cursing the TAB and the Cranbourne Stakes being interupted by static' If their embarassing missile launches are anything to go by we're OK for now...
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Anywho lovies, end on a song right? Hope you delightful fuckers are well.
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Ace post, btw. I was getting myself all nervous about this North Korea drama but as you point out, unless he walks the nuke over himself then we're probably (touch wood!) going to be fine. As for news coverage on the matter, it could be that some news people want to avoid making people nervous over what could be nothing... but yeah celeb bullshit should not be taking prescience :/
At any rate, hope you're well