Hello fuckers,
Welcome to my blog, a word which reminds me of the 'after' part of a bowel movement. Let's not get me started with internet buzz words which sound like euphemisms for taking a crap invented by toddlers. I'm sure this is just the start of a trend which will end up with possitively moronic words being assimilated into the English lexicon. Google, Yahoo...pfft what's next? Ten years from now I'm buying a new PC and the guy at the counter is extolling the virtues of my new PC, loaded with with Floosam 7.3, Wussableg 8, and other Dr Seuss sounding features. Eat a dick computer people!
Anyway as always here's my rant, it's a short one today.
Fashion, now I certainly hope this isn't going down in my beloved Newtown but in Melbourne there are a lot of very gay looking straight dudes with silly short haircuts, beards, polo shirts buttoned all the way up, pants with elastics at the ankles and deck shoes. I've seen straighter looking gay men. You make me feel old and out of touch because I can't see the point in looking so stupid. I was a fair dinkum 2 cans of hair spray punk with knee high docs, black stove pipes, de rigeur leather jacket and studs fucking everywhere when I was your age! Polo shirts?? Yeah you guys are hard, moisturise lately? What the fuck do you talk about? Getting your nails done?
Men who spend an inordinate amount of time playing online & xbox games. Everyone knows one. Here's my take, please don't breed. No one wants a father who spends more time online than with their kids. What possible good advice could you give your kids anyway? 'Hey son, when you get to level 28, don't attempt to take the Castle of Sorrows without the Sword of Zanthar'.
Anywho I had a lot more to say but I'll save it for next time. Always remember, if you think society is just peachy, you are one sick fucking ass monkey and need help!
Welcome to my blog, a word which reminds me of the 'after' part of a bowel movement. Let's not get me started with internet buzz words which sound like euphemisms for taking a crap invented by toddlers. I'm sure this is just the start of a trend which will end up with possitively moronic words being assimilated into the English lexicon. Google, Yahoo...pfft what's next? Ten years from now I'm buying a new PC and the guy at the counter is extolling the virtues of my new PC, loaded with with Floosam 7.3, Wussableg 8, and other Dr Seuss sounding features. Eat a dick computer people!
Anyway as always here's my rant, it's a short one today.
Fashion, now I certainly hope this isn't going down in my beloved Newtown but in Melbourne there are a lot of very gay looking straight dudes with silly short haircuts, beards, polo shirts buttoned all the way up, pants with elastics at the ankles and deck shoes. I've seen straighter looking gay men. You make me feel old and out of touch because I can't see the point in looking so stupid. I was a fair dinkum 2 cans of hair spray punk with knee high docs, black stove pipes, de rigeur leather jacket and studs fucking everywhere when I was your age! Polo shirts?? Yeah you guys are hard, moisturise lately? What the fuck do you talk about? Getting your nails done?
Men who spend an inordinate amount of time playing online & xbox games. Everyone knows one. Here's my take, please don't breed. No one wants a father who spends more time online than with their kids. What possible good advice could you give your kids anyway? 'Hey son, when you get to level 28, don't attempt to take the Castle of Sorrows without the Sword of Zanthar'.
Anywho I had a lot more to say but I'll save it for next time. Always remember, if you think society is just peachy, you are one sick fucking ass monkey and need help!
BUT SKYRIM! It's okay because I'm not a male who constantly plays xbox nor do I have kids XD
my god how these women you speak of make me laugh every time I see them walking around. It is pretty sad when straight men want to be more like gay men. I mean just get it over with already, stick it in your bum >.<
What ever happened to MEN.
My man even takes longer than me to get ready in the morning....sad...
I don't know where society is heading these days but I sure am rooting for the end of the world more and more
these days haha.