Bonjour fuckers,
In today's 'who gives a motherfucking fuck'' episode of my life, I've finally entered my piece in the Humanism project which will be featuring in the National Art Gallery in Canberra. I thought long and hard as to what I'd do. I finally decided to base the work on the last six months of my life:
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On The subject of fartwork, The last gallery that accepted my crap for sale in Newtown was Polymorph, I exhibited these pieces, I thought the Rene Magritte piece would sell,, but yeah people liked the fish I ended up doing heaps of these paintings for people. I was amazed fish = sales. Anywho, then I did a series of shores, These were 1 & a half metres by 85cm, which went down ok, by OK I mean two people actually shelled out dough. Then was my series in 2009 abstract meets stencils my fav was spirited away, it's in a better place "I am time'. Oh yeah lastly this painting is in my kitchen, turns out a painting which is 2 metres by 80cm of a giant menacing Ronald McDonald is not a seller.
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![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Last but not least I did a whole series of these paintings & I couldn't even get friends to take 'em for free they just didn't sell at polymorph. Well maybe I just have to accept facts what I do is complete & utter shit that no one in their right mind would find appealing.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
In today's 'who gives a motherfucking fuck'' episode of my life, I've finally entered my piece in the Humanism project which will be featuring in the National Art Gallery in Canberra. I thought long and hard as to what I'd do. I finally decided to base the work on the last six months of my life:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
On The subject of fartwork, The last gallery that accepted my crap for sale in Newtown was Polymorph, I exhibited these pieces, I thought the Rene Magritte piece would sell,, but yeah people liked the fish I ended up doing heaps of these paintings for people. I was amazed fish = sales. Anywho, then I did a series of shores, These were 1 & a half metres by 85cm, which went down ok, by OK I mean two people actually shelled out dough. Then was my series in 2009 abstract meets stencils my fav was spirited away, it's in a better place "I am time'. Oh yeah lastly this painting is in my kitchen, turns out a painting which is 2 metres by 80cm of a giant menacing Ronald McDonald is not a seller.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Last but not least I did a whole series of these paintings & I couldn't even get friends to take 'em for free they just didn't sell at polymorph. Well maybe I just have to accept facts what I do is complete & utter shit that no one in their right mind would find appealing.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
charlie_stars:
i like the first one alot and i would have taken the meanie if it was offered... but what do i know about art i got a couple of the dogs playing poker and fat elvis on black velvet..
wolfwood1203:
Dude, that meanie one is badass.