In todays rant...Perch, Melbourne, Arty Farty, Dream & Shopping. Welcome one & all to the crap I write on occasions.
Hi-de-ho fuckers, you can be forgiven for thinking Ive fallen off the PERCH, but hey living in the boons aint easy. Due to bad weather the wireless tower has fallen to it's digital death. So while the telco crew have been raising the dead tower, its been weeks of living in isolation. Fuck the fucking fuck fuck fuck! Anywho my personal life is still dull and in need of sprucing up.
MELBOURNE. Im still figuring you out. Ive made friends with the oddest people. The people I wanted to befriend are lost, weird & get the fuck out of here, no effort from you = no effort from me but Ive been making headway with people I never thought would give me the time of day. Ive been working, commuting, working , commuting in that order, bad weather has hampered my efforts to finds decent digs. I am still in the boons, awaiting favourable winds to send me to my new dwelling.
My ARTY FARTY joy beacon has been fully erect & spouting orgasms of satisfying visual gism. My entry into the Human Project will be showcased in some gallery in Canberra. Details to come.
I had a weird DREAM I was playing a gig at the Clovelly Hotel only the rest of the band couldnt make it so I was playing Country Squire & Le Tango Funebre on a borrowed guitar for 45 minutes. A dark haired girl with a cute smirk was looking at me but I woke up & had to get ready for work...
I fucking hate SHOPPING. Why are there so many brands? Why do I have a crisis of conscience when Im choosing toothpaste? There are twenty-nine brands of toothpaste, one of them is on special & Im thinking, if I buy this Im skimping on tartar control, is it better to pay two bucks more for the peace of mind? Then I have to remind myself I go to the dentist every six months, who the fuck cares?! Edge the trolley further, one hundred brands of shampoo & conditioner? All of them clean my hair, some promise to add shine & life to my scalp & hair. Then Im in the bread isle another crisis, seeds & wholemeal are great but why am I paying six bucks for flour & water and what is essentially bird seeds?
Anyway if you got this far thanks for taking an interest. Remember to buy yourself a present at least once a day, it doesn't have to be extravagant just something that cheers you up. END RANT!
Hi-de-ho fuckers, you can be forgiven for thinking Ive fallen off the PERCH, but hey living in the boons aint easy. Due to bad weather the wireless tower has fallen to it's digital death. So while the telco crew have been raising the dead tower, its been weeks of living in isolation. Fuck the fucking fuck fuck fuck! Anywho my personal life is still dull and in need of sprucing up.
MELBOURNE. Im still figuring you out. Ive made friends with the oddest people. The people I wanted to befriend are lost, weird & get the fuck out of here, no effort from you = no effort from me but Ive been making headway with people I never thought would give me the time of day. Ive been working, commuting, working , commuting in that order, bad weather has hampered my efforts to finds decent digs. I am still in the boons, awaiting favourable winds to send me to my new dwelling.
My ARTY FARTY joy beacon has been fully erect & spouting orgasms of satisfying visual gism. My entry into the Human Project will be showcased in some gallery in Canberra. Details to come.
I had a weird DREAM I was playing a gig at the Clovelly Hotel only the rest of the band couldnt make it so I was playing Country Squire & Le Tango Funebre on a borrowed guitar for 45 minutes. A dark haired girl with a cute smirk was looking at me but I woke up & had to get ready for work...
I fucking hate SHOPPING. Why are there so many brands? Why do I have a crisis of conscience when Im choosing toothpaste? There are twenty-nine brands of toothpaste, one of them is on special & Im thinking, if I buy this Im skimping on tartar control, is it better to pay two bucks more for the peace of mind? Then I have to remind myself I go to the dentist every six months, who the fuck cares?! Edge the trolley further, one hundred brands of shampoo & conditioner? All of them clean my hair, some promise to add shine & life to my scalp & hair. Then Im in the bread isle another crisis, seeds & wholemeal are great but why am I paying six bucks for flour & water and what is essentially bird seeds?
Anyway if you got this far thanks for taking an interest. Remember to buy yourself a present at least once a day, it doesn't have to be extravagant just something that cheers you up. END RANT!
As far as toothpaste and shampoo goes, buy the cheapest name-brand toothpaste you can, and listerine. And get the shampoo that smells the best.
Can't wait to see your art!