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lectorvyal:
sweet
Sometimes I get a head of myself and think that people are actually interested in what I have to say despite my lack of female sexual organs and willingness to show said organs. Well lesson learnt. A delightful fuck you motherfuckers! My rants, opinions, observations are pointless. I'm done with blogs etc.
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platypuz:
Im always keen on your observations. Tonight was the last night of live music for The Sando in iutr's presebt form. Much alcohol was deunk.
rielle:
Hey nothing you say is pointless! I may not always comment on your blogs, but I definitely DO read em! One of the few peoples blogs I actually read on here.
Galactic Greeting Terrans,
In todays' turd filled Ganges River episode I present strange and possibly true facts,there maybe bullshit, true and dodgy history in one sitting. Have fun work out whats what and let me know in your comments:
1.In the face of a runaway explosion of genetic engineering from rogue scientists in undisclosed locations working on clandestine military contracts for questionable foreign powers, the...
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In todays' turd filled Ganges River episode I present strange and possibly true facts,there maybe bullshit, true and dodgy history in one sitting. Have fun work out whats what and let me know in your comments:
1.In the face of a runaway explosion of genetic engineering from rogue scientists in undisclosed locations working on clandestine military contracts for questionable foreign powers, the...
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Bonjour Fuckers,
In todays motherfucking rant....
Mindless office banter. In my day job I'm a mild mannered and motherfucking humourous "print specialist'. I'm not going into what this fucking job description means as it takes away from my office banter rant. Now I haven't done the maths peoples but I feel totally comfortable saying that 80% of office verbal communication is BS, bunk, crap, twaddle,...
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In todays motherfucking rant....
Mindless office banter. In my day job I'm a mild mannered and motherfucking humourous "print specialist'. I'm not going into what this fucking job description means as it takes away from my office banter rant. Now I haven't done the maths peoples but I feel totally comfortable saying that 80% of office verbal communication is BS, bunk, crap, twaddle,...
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mythuselah:
Sitting nicely in the corner of my desk is my Nerf Maverick. Haven't aimed for the office folks -yet, but should you decide, may I suggest to have a means to get the darts that don't detach from the ceiling.
wolfwood1203:
Sweet insanity... always a good option.
Hello fuckers,
Welcome to my blog, a word which reminds me of the 'after' part of a bowel movement. Let's not get me started with internet buzz words which sound like euphemisms for taking a crap invented by toddlers. I'm sure this is just the start of a trend which will end up with possitively moronic words being assimilated into the English lexicon. Google, Yahoo...pfft...
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Welcome to my blog, a word which reminds me of the 'after' part of a bowel movement. Let's not get me started with internet buzz words which sound like euphemisms for taking a crap invented by toddlers. I'm sure this is just the start of a trend which will end up with possitively moronic words being assimilated into the English lexicon. Google, Yahoo...pfft...
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romany:
Ah, metrosexual men...not my type, I like mine more rough around the edges.
BUT SKYRIM! It's okay because I'm not a male who constantly plays xbox nor do I have kids XD
BUT SKYRIM! It's okay because I'm not a male who constantly plays xbox nor do I have kids XD
inview:
Ahaha! I don't think I could have said it better myself!
my god how these women you speak of make me laugh every time I see them walking around. It is pretty sad when straight men want to be more like gay men. I mean just get it over with already, stick it in your bum >.<
What ever happened to MEN.
My man even takes longer than me to get ready in the morning....sad...
I don't know where society is heading these days but I sure am rooting for the end of the world more and more
these days haha.
my god how these women you speak of make me laugh every time I see them walking around. It is pretty sad when straight men want to be more like gay men. I mean just get it over with already, stick it in your bum >.<
What ever happened to MEN.
My man even takes longer than me to get ready in the morning....sad...
I don't know where society is heading these days but I sure am rooting for the end of the world more and more
these days haha.
Bonjour Mother fuckers,
In today's blog I have turned my rant'o'meter (or for my US mates my rant'o'miscellaneous unit of retarded measurement no one else apart from Liberia & Myanmar uses in the fucking world, you read it right, the metric system, available since the 1800's...not to be confused with the US feet, pounds, ducks dicks, bats wings, inches etc) to 10.
On my Rant...
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In today's blog I have turned my rant'o'meter (or for my US mates my rant'o'miscellaneous unit of retarded measurement no one else apart from Liberia & Myanmar uses in the fucking world, you read it right, the metric system, available since the 1800's...not to be confused with the US feet, pounds, ducks dicks, bats wings, inches etc) to 10.
On my Rant...
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wolfwood1203:
Have you ever tried? Any creative writing can be tough, but it helps to keep at it, you eventually find your voice.
romany:
I appreciate your words of support on my blog, as always. And you are really hitting home with your rant, I'm sick of neo-hippie peace sign, rainbow colored fucking hemp vest-wearing self-righteous assholes who think they are better than everyone just because they don't eat meat or they give a fuck about stuff that I care less about. I love how people don't practice what they preach. At least don't constantly spam my feed with bullshit that you're doing nothing about. If you think we should all do this or do that, that's cool, it's fine, but don't bitch about how we should all do something about stuff that you're quite actually doing nothing about! But seriously, you put what I always think about into the perfect words that I couldn't express. I wish I could copy and paste that rant onto a couple websites, but I hate to stir up drama with those assholes.
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platypuz:
This bloke is so anglo-saxon it's scary.
wolfwood1203:
Ha! Nice.
Bonjour Fuckers,
Welcome again to my blog. There are many like it, but this blog is mine. I choose to start my story...now:
In today's delightfully gelastic episode of my disposable life:
Congradulations! You are the 1 millionth visitor to my blog, to redeem your prize simply click on the link below*:
youtu.be/BwnATYC8SBw
In this week's news I smell funny, Amercan politics smells funny, Religion...
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Welcome again to my blog. There are many like it, but this blog is mine. I choose to start my story...now:
In today's delightfully gelastic episode of my disposable life:
Congradulations! You are the 1 millionth visitor to my blog, to redeem your prize simply click on the link below*:
youtu.be/BwnATYC8SBw
In this week's news I smell funny, Amercan politics smells funny, Religion...
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wolfwood1203:
Yeah... that's why I don't like eating in public. Too much paranoia about, "look at the fat guy pig out!"
Politics... I'd rather not get into because it all just pisses me off.
Religion? Maybe one of the other versions of you has the "large enticing breasts, sweet ass and female genitalia" that you complained about not having last time.
Politics... I'd rather not get into because it all just pisses me off.
Religion? Maybe one of the other versions of you has the "large enticing breasts, sweet ass and female genitalia" that you complained about not having last time.
platypuz:
I had a smiliar situation today with my veggo sausage sammich,tomato and sauce running down my arm as i struggle home with my groceries,very becoming.
I really wish i understood politics more,but as soon as most of them open their mouths i just switch off,it just so much..garbage. I do make an effort to lister to parliment and question time on the wireless as it help me sleep during the day.
I really wish i understood politics more,but as soon as most of them open their mouths i just switch off,it just so much..garbage. I do make an effort to lister to parliment and question time on the wireless as it help me sleep during the day.
Bonjour Fuckers! In todays' craptastic episode I shit all over Prometheus, not the Greek titan who gave us fire and made us out of clay but the special effects laden mentally challenged movie.
Prometheus, where the mother fucking fuck do I start? I know it's just a movie & yes it's been out for a while so yes, as usual I'm slow on the uptake...
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Prometheus, where the mother fucking fuck do I start? I know it's just a movie & yes it's been out for a while so yes, as usual I'm slow on the uptake...
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cherrytrash:
I approve this blog. Couldn't agree more!
wolfwood1203:
Well, if you still want a sample, I posted a zombie poem I wrote a while ago. It's in the Oct. 31st blog if you don't get to it before I post something else.
Bonjour fuckers,
Firstly apologies, like a politician being asked a direct question I've been unable to get my shit straight, I've been working on a big project at work which has taken up a disproportionate amount of my free time. Also I suck, the last bit is to my dismay common knowledge.
Anywho, to my mates who read the feacal sorbet that are my thoughts...
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Firstly apologies, like a politician being asked a direct question I've been unable to get my shit straight, I've been working on a big project at work which has taken up a disproportionate amount of my free time. Also I suck, the last bit is to my dismay common knowledge.
Anywho, to my mates who read the feacal sorbet that are my thoughts...
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jctrue:
wtf is faecal sorbet?
so intrigued
jc
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so intrigued
jc
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jctrue:
oh by the way i loved the style council connection
jc
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jc
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charlie_stars:
i like the first one alot and i would have taken the meanie if it was offered... but what do i know about art i got a couple of the dogs playing poker and fat elvis on black velvet..
wolfwood1203:
Dude, that meanie one is badass.
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