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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian....
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