destinova

"Ladies ladies ladies Jay and Silent Bob are in the Hizouuuuuse!!"

Ok so, lots to talk about.

Ive been camping for nearly 2 weeks now so lets start at the beging.

Armageddoon:
My first week long event, id say it went pretty well. The weather in the begining was a little off, stupid tornado blew my tent over. Grr. At least we got to drive around looking for the ranger station and singing show tunes that night, I also found out that my good friend Jarrad does in fact fix his hair after sex. thanks MK you made my week with that admission. Fighting was quite good nice and intense like i like it. Unfortunately my drunken antics hurt my knee so i wasnt able to partake as much as I would have liked. Whenever a woman asks you to do a standing high jump when your smashed out of you r mind always say no! Also Holly and steve showed up and made this event rock especially hard. Thank you for the CD you ripped me with the pics. The only really disappointing thing about this event was the Sin night.

For those of you who are not familair with this fighting thing that i do, at every week long event theres a night of total debauchery, no holds barred anything goes. A good example I like to use is a few years back the creation of Bukakae hill. and yes its exactly what it sounds like. Well this year the most flesh that was peddeled was my own, when i dropped trow and did the ghetto booty shake at the main fire. Although it did garner me fabulous prizes, and yes there are apparently pictures of it. God help us all.

Next up was Ragnarock:
I took my friend Zenith with me. The drive up was fairly boring. when we got there we set up camp with the Philly guys and we even convinced our friend Maggie to come out and camp with us since she lived an hour from site. Fun times. The highlight of the first evening was shopping with Zenith Dan and myself, whenin we procured a watermelon for Zenith (who happens to be black). He named his melon Leroy jenkins. The fighting at rag was not as good as geddon, still after fighting for a week with grizzeled veterans fighting at Rag was a bit of an ego boost. We ended up going out to cracker barrel early the second day and i was denied my life blood of corn bread. Damn them. The rest of the week went pretty well with Zeniths white friend mock beating him in front of our camp while he pleaded on his knees "Pleas masta no! Ill shine yo shoes masta! Please lordy lord!" We were officially camp comedy es peacilly when Maggie and I stole Leroy Jenkinss. Finally Sin night at Rag was most excellent, flesh was peddeled and I met Meggs, the only house member i hadnt met up to that point. She was an absolute blast. As Owen and Ray showed up that night as well a great time was had by all especially Owen, Drunken missions to find biddies are always fun. The downside to this event was the final death of my tent, the zipper on the front are ruined. and coincidently enough they decided to break on the one night that it rained. The tent has been given to my friend Ixous whose mother works with zippers so I hope he enjoys it. As for me Ive found the wonders of sleeping in my truck for a week and a half, Air conditioning is my friend.

Next up is the weekend with Kaytee:

I got in to her place late thursday night after dropping of Zenith and getting a little lost. I spent most of Friday catching up on lost sleep, then when kaytee got off of work there was much partying as shes had it tough while ive been out galavanting. Saturday was spent cleaning the Aptartment in preperation for the arrival of her daughter and her foster family. I should also mention that her baby daddy/ex boyfriend Mikey was also in town to visit as well. We all ended up going to Murdocks to have a BBQ, both babies were just adorable, Anna (11 months and Kaytees) is already walking and talking, And little Danielle ( 2 weeks old) was cute as a button. All in all it was a fun time and Mikey really took to foam fighting, and is a really cool guy. After the BBQ Kaytee Mikey and I went out and bought a ton of booze and proceeded to do a little experiment. Useing Baileys for milk in cereal turns out to be not such a good idea. The next morning w went back to Egg Heaven and eat it up posh pancake house style. We then dropped Mikey off at his place. While driving up there all three of us harmonized Fish heads, It was the most frighteningly awesome thing i think ive experienced out here. We then proceded back to the Apt to shower and then went back to murdocks to play board games and make arrows.

All in all a fun few weeks have been had by me. But now its time to prepare for this evenings Goth night festivities at the local club. Woot for drunk dancing.