desdenova

Tonight, due to illness, abrasiveness, detachment, or perhaps just bad goddamn luck, the part of the relationship bookmark/romantic place holder will be played by none other than our very own Desdenova.

Let's wish him well.

Life, and my reactions to it, started to make a lot more sense when my mom admitted dropping me while I was a baby.

Home sweet Burbank, where you can see the air as you breathe it in.

It's okay, I never really liked my lungs all that much anyway.

What's the phrase?


Oh yeah.




Home again, jiggity jig, home again.

Forgive me for my absence, porno friends. The world is treating me harshly as of late.

ON a side note, I'll be back in Seattle for a limited run as of July seventeenth.

I do believe that I've discovered the secret to eternal life.
The plan is as follows:
Twinkies, despite having a "cream" filling, have a ridiculous shelf life of a billion years (maybe more like seven, but who's counting?).
Therefore, if I slather my entire naked body in twinkie "cream" the preservatives should keep me youthful and pretty (not to mention unnaturally delicious!) until the sun...
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Um. Never mind. I have some resizing to do first.

The non-online world is a strange place.

Gooble, gobble!
One of us!