desdenova

Doing something prolifically is not the same as doing something well.

MY snake has escaped, and I am upset.


I, in fact, look like this:

Incorrect usage of the word penultimate drives me nuts.


Please stop, or I can't be held responsible for my actions.

I'm in........Something.....and deep.






P.S.


Wedges are the greatest post drinking food that the world has ever known.

Dave, I owe you a debt of gratitude I may never be able to repay.

A quiz, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Desdenova:



If Tom Waits and Ween were to embark on some kind of musical/ journey together, Desdenova would:
A. Cry the tears of joy
B. Shit his pants with the feces of joy
C. Orgasm in his pants the seminal fluid of joy
D. Vomit up the bile of joy
E. Bleed from his nose...
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I fed my snake her first fuzzy mouse yesterday. The sense of almost fatherly pride I take in this might seem a bit.......off... to the non reptile owners in the audience.

It was a night of wine and home made fajitas.

If only it hadn't come before a morning of kitchen work that requires a five A.M. alarm.......

Much like the cobra and the mongoose, roller skating and Desdenova are mortal enemies.





So it is written.

Emperor Norton the first should have made more decrees about pants, and how they are the devil reborn into denim.

I'm on to you. Knock it off before I shake my fist in a menacing manner.