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desdenova

Seattle's favorite ghetto, where even the old ladies will mug you for crack money.

Member Since 2003

Followers 68 Following 151

What's the phrase?

Oh yeah.

Home again, jiggity jig, home again.

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sweet_evil:

he he! Let the world scoff at your failure to conform to nursury rhym standards!

Jul 23, 2005

kalidoom:

I like cookies.

Jul 23, 2005

05.10.08
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Saturday May 10, 2008
Dear Los Angeles, Fuck you, you smog ridden jerk city! We are steali…
03.30.08
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Sunday Mar 30, 2008
Attention: atomicant,schmelectra, and crim, are the coolest new SG…
03.14.08
5

Saturday Mar 15, 2008
The other day, my boss made a giant black penis out of squid ink past…
01.15.08
3

Tuesday Jan 15, 2008
A confession: I lied, a couple entries back, about how what I'd ha…
11.06.07
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Wednesday Nov 07, 2007
I may not actually be going to London, and not for the reasons you th…
10.22.07
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Tuesday Oct 23, 2007
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10.11.07
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Friday Oct 12, 2007
If I were Samson, I'd be fucked.* *In case you aren't up on your…
09.01.07
5

Saturday Sep 01, 2007
Quick, attractive redheaded women, breed with me to save our genetic …
07.04.07
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Wednesday Jul 04, 2007
I smoked a million cigaretttes, drank a million boozes and laughed wi…
01.15.07
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Monday Jan 15, 2007
See you soon, Los Angeles.

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Saturday Jul 16, 2005