Monday Apr 11, 2005

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2 Days and Counting...

It's like my shoulder is full of broken glass and rusty nails.

Fuck you, Tendonitis.
Fuck you right in your eye.
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freakpirate:
Next time man... next time.

And don't worry about breaking up the flow. I mean... I can still sleep with you too I guess.

Wait... that was what you're here for isn't it? Oh god... Did I cross the line?

Shit.

freakpirate:
Oh thank god. For a second there I thought I'd done something stupid.

Again.

I really have to quit doing that.

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