desdenova

Yesterday, I bought cookies from a retarded girlscout.

I then told her to keep the changs to buy herself a snazzier helmet, since she deserved it for working so hard.*



I am a better humanitarian than you will ever be. Take your red cross, your yellow ribbons and your march of dimes and stick them straight up your ass. Philanthropy, thy poster child is Desdenova.


*This part may have never actually happened. She didn't wear a helmet, and I took back my dollar in change. She did, however, count my change back adorably. " Fye, nix 'n' tha myakes ten." It melted this icy heart, that's for damn sure.

Coming soon! Scott turns into a vector!