As of this writing, I am holding down four separate jobs.
Migrant labor has nothing on this skinny fucker.
Migrant labor has nothing on this skinny fucker.
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Pick two:
Desdenova is:
A) Headed to San Francisco in about six hours
B) An emotionally stunted retard who very nearly destroyed the best relationship of his life with a girl he's madly in love with
C) The proud owner of the skeletons of thirty six midgets, which he fondles roughly anytime he needs to attain an erection.
Pretty easy choices here, dearest porn site...
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Desdenova is:
A) Headed to San Francisco in about six hours
B) An emotionally stunted retard who very nearly destroyed the best relationship of his life with a girl he's madly in love with
C) The proud owner of the skeletons of thirty six midgets, which he fondles roughly anytime he needs to attain an erection.
Pretty easy choices here, dearest porn site...
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sydni:
He turned into a whiny bitch. Go figure.
I sure knew how to pick them lately.
I sure knew how to pick them lately.
I think I reached the limit on how long an update about chai milkshakes can be left in place.
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rawr_ima_monster:
SUBMIT. SUBMIT
-YOU CAN NOT RESIST THE POWERS OF PERSUASION THAT ARE AT MY DISPOSAL.
D A V E
-YOU CAN NOT RESIST THE POWERS OF PERSUASION THAT ARE AT MY DISPOSAL.
D A V E
null:
First ones I've run into this year. I haven't been to the farmer's market in about a month, because early farmer's markets on the Eastside are like bad craft fairs.
Nicki just made me a chai milkshake.
You should wish you were my tongue, It was THAT fucking good.
You should wish you were my tongue, It was THAT fucking good.
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rawr_ima_monster:
-fucking foul memory.
Dave
-fucking foul memory.
Dave
My girlfriend has discovered a new love for vectors recently.
And who should she choose to do such things to?
Your friendly neighborhood Desdenova, of course. The fact that I put out on a frequent basis may or may not have had anything to do with this decision.
mevector
And who should she choose to do such things to?
Your friendly neighborhood Desdenova, of course. The fact that I put out on a frequent basis may or may not have had anything to do with this decision.
mevector
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luminaire:
I am deeply saddened.
retroactivwe:
Sweet, looks good.
Yesterday, I bought cookies from a retarded girlscout.
I then told her to keep the changs to buy herself a snazzier helmet, since she deserved it for working so hard.*
I am a better humanitarian than you will ever be. Take your red cross, your yellow ribbons and your march of dimes and stick them straight up your ass. Philanthropy, thy poster child is Desdenova....
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I then told her to keep the changs to buy herself a snazzier helmet, since she deserved it for working so hard.*
I am a better humanitarian than you will ever be. Take your red cross, your yellow ribbons and your march of dimes and stick them straight up your ass. Philanthropy, thy poster child is Desdenova....
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trevallion:
When is Scott turning into a "hangs out with us person"?
sydni:
You are fucking golden! 
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.
Bop shee bop sha bop.
Bop shee bop sha bop.
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kittymalarchy:
well damn- an upward swing is something to be all skippy about! Hope it keeps flowing for you!
wugglyump:
here's a "fun fact" i used to want to be an sg, and my name would have been Zillah. (z is for zillah who drank too much gin)
if i ever do a site like that, that will still be my name. the end.
show me your new snake.
if i ever do a site like that, that will still be my name. the end.
show me your new snake.
"You're smarter at twenty three than I ever could have dreamed of being."
You don't know how much this one statement means to me coming from the lips of my father.
My life changed tonight, the future looks more secure than it ever has,
I don't know how to repay this, or even if I have to.
All I can say is this:
Someday, I...
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You don't know how much this one statement means to me coming from the lips of my father.
My life changed tonight, the future looks more secure than it ever has,
I don't know how to repay this, or even if I have to.
All I can say is this:
Someday, I...
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obd:
wow.I'm glad to hear things are going well up north.
http://starfiction.com/hphc/goyle.jpg
Now go masturbate furiously to that mental image in celebration of this corporate holiday.
Now go masturbate furiously to that mental image in celebration of this corporate holiday.
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roxy:
I was going to comment to your journal, then realized that I should call you. When you didn't answer, I realized that I should comment to your journal after all.
So yeah, out with the piercings, in with the start of a career I've always wanted. I suppose that's a good trade. But man... I adore my piercings :/
Call me soon, we HAVE to catch up. Fuck it's been too long. For example: I live in my own one bedroom apartment, and have for almost a month now!
So yeah, out with the piercings, in with the start of a career I've always wanted. I suppose that's a good trade. But man... I adore my piercings :/
Call me soon, we HAVE to catch up. Fuck it's been too long. For example: I live in my own one bedroom apartment, and have for almost a month now!
roxy:
Liar.
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
I'm still twisting, AND still breathing.
I'm still twisting, AND still breathing.
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freckle:
i was just going to say that ^^^
koleeta:
but i left you down there like..two months ago. what the hell have you been eating?
Any second now, this will start feeling like home again.
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seth0067:
thanks for the birthday wishes man. welcome back to town.
my lady and i are going to rebar tonight. if youre around, drop by!
my lady and i are going to rebar tonight. if youre around, drop by!
hotcurry:
Have you had enough seconds yet?
I suppose this is goodbye, Los Angeles.
won't miss you so much, but I will miss the people you contain more than anything.
A longer update comes later.
won't miss you so much, but I will miss the people you contain more than anything.
A longer update comes later.
xip:
IM me sometime? even if I'm "away".... if I'm actually there I will respond
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obd:
oh crap, I missed the drinks, didn't I?
I'm not exactly sure what that was supposed to mean.