denverkitty

There's a high likelihood of my thinking you are a douche king if you:

-Wear sunglasses inside
-Wear your pants so low that you waddle when you walk, and your boxers puff out like a giant diaper above your pants
-Wear those shiny stickers on your new hat to prove it's authentic
-You say "bro" after every sentence
-You and your frat boy friends are giddy like a bunch of school girls
-Don't have common courtesy to get off your fucking cell phone/bluetooth when you are about to talk to someone or are standing in line
-Wear a bandana around your neck at any point unless you are snowboarding
-Wear plaid shorts with some gay ass polo and a popped collar

And there's lots more... But off hand... This is what I could think of.