Party went well last night. Apparently we weren't sure whether we were going to have a party or not so we didn't really invite people. haha Impromptu, however, and a good about showed up. But many got bored (fuck them) and left. I was fine because I called up Lenku and he made the trip up from Kingston alone with Jesse and Ian... which was fucking awesome. Dav also showed up.
I took a nap today at like 3:30 and had the craziest dream. It's getting a little fuzy so I have to write it down now.
The setting, the old abandoned elementary school gym. (weird) I was with my class... I think it was my welding class, but I can't remember. I don't remember what led up to the events, but I know that they were really bad. We had to battle this one guy to the death. I have no idea why. The battle was to take place tomorrow. We could only use the equiptment in the gym (fortunately it was a full stocked gym with gardening equiptment). This guy was some super-human enemy of some sort as our professor thought that we had no chance. We were to go one by one until this guy was dead.
I remember being told that the fight would happen and picking up a garden rake/barbell. I have no idea, but I was handleing that thing like I was trained in the mountains of china by Liam Neeson. Ultimately I chose these japanese ninja hand spikes that I forged myself (apparently the gym had a full forge also)
I found out that I was the first to battle. The guy was this 300 pound skeevy fat sweaty thing. The battle was intense, I was switching between my ninja spikes and th garden rake. With the rake I managed to knock his head off, winning the whole battle.
But of course the head, without warning, popped back onto his neck. I went charging with my ninja spikes and jabbed them into his gut. I then realized that I can't knock off his head but instead the top part of his body. So I went around this guy stabbing him, more like perferating him in a nice dotted line around his gut. Then I had to go and slice around him over the perferations deeper and deeper, snapping his spine and knocking him in half. Obviously this should win the battle.
Nope.
I then learned (perhaps my Chinese mountain ninja fighting brought back some tidbit of knowledge on battling these guy) how to ultimately defeat him: desserts.
Yes that is right. Upon summoning giant sized desserts he would start to get swallowed up by cakes and puddings until he could no longer fight. It worked.
I went to my class saying I won. No one was excited... they all had a feeling that the guy wasn't really dead. Fuck. I woke up.
I never ever ever ever remember my dreams, and when I do it's something like this?!??!??!
I took a nap today at like 3:30 and had the craziest dream. It's getting a little fuzy so I have to write it down now.
The setting, the old abandoned elementary school gym. (weird) I was with my class... I think it was my welding class, but I can't remember. I don't remember what led up to the events, but I know that they were really bad. We had to battle this one guy to the death. I have no idea why. The battle was to take place tomorrow. We could only use the equiptment in the gym (fortunately it was a full stocked gym with gardening equiptment). This guy was some super-human enemy of some sort as our professor thought that we had no chance. We were to go one by one until this guy was dead.
I remember being told that the fight would happen and picking up a garden rake/barbell. I have no idea, but I was handleing that thing like I was trained in the mountains of china by Liam Neeson. Ultimately I chose these japanese ninja hand spikes that I forged myself (apparently the gym had a full forge also)
I found out that I was the first to battle. The guy was this 300 pound skeevy fat sweaty thing. The battle was intense, I was switching between my ninja spikes and th garden rake. With the rake I managed to knock his head off, winning the whole battle.
But of course the head, without warning, popped back onto his neck. I went charging with my ninja spikes and jabbed them into his gut. I then realized that I can't knock off his head but instead the top part of his body. So I went around this guy stabbing him, more like perferating him in a nice dotted line around his gut. Then I had to go and slice around him over the perferations deeper and deeper, snapping his spine and knocking him in half. Obviously this should win the battle.
Nope.
I then learned (perhaps my Chinese mountain ninja fighting brought back some tidbit of knowledge on battling these guy) how to ultimately defeat him: desserts.
Yes that is right. Upon summoning giant sized desserts he would start to get swallowed up by cakes and puddings until he could no longer fight. It worked.
I went to my class saying I won. No one was excited... they all had a feeling that the guy wasn't really dead. Fuck. I woke up.
I never ever ever ever remember my dreams, and when I do it's something like this?!??!??!