demoniacsmile

Ay ay ay!

I never update this thing, do I?

I never have anything to say...

Soooo.....um...I updated my profile pic! Aren't I hot, ladies? I'm not sexist, I'm the SEXIEST! Alles Klahr, Herr Kommissar?

How you gonna gimme a straight jacket when I'm crooked?
Took it and shook it, ripped it an unzipped it
and waited for the nurse guy to bring me my tray
jumped him from behind and turned his head backwards my way
took all his keys and a crate of Methadone
masturbated on myself and leaped out the window
Then I turned around and when right back inside
when I realized I could have grabbed a gang of Formaldehyde
Suddenly another fucking guard shot me
I played the whole movie shit off, like "You got me!"
layed there playing dead and when he checked my pocket
I jabbed my fucking thumb knuckel deep in his eye socket
by now there was guards everywhere
I'm steady cuttin' heads off, surfin' on a wheelchair
Then too many bullets finally put me away
...but was it the real Violent J??

Nowadays everybody wanna talk
but nothin comes out
when they move their lips
it's just a bunch of jibberish
and mother fuckers wanna act like Eminem ain't gay...

...everybody forgot!