Oh my motherfucking god. A pigeon just tried to climb though my living room blinds. A fucking pigeon! What the fuck! Random bloody misquitoes and fucking crane flies are enough??
My sweet lady boss Lindsey took me out for drinks last night. And I asked her, "So, where are we going?" To which she replied, "Somewhere good, you'll see!"
Girlfriend took me to a motherfucking SPORTSBAR. That's right, I spent my birthday resetting window graphics, and then I went to SPORTSBAR. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. But: there was creme brulee in the fridge for me when I got home. This makes it all better.
PS: You know you're getting old when get up in the morning and decide you want casserole enough to actually MAKE one. Yes kids, it's in the oven. Gah.
My sweet lady boss Lindsey took me out for drinks last night. And I asked her, "So, where are we going?" To which she replied, "Somewhere good, you'll see!"
Girlfriend took me to a motherfucking SPORTSBAR. That's right, I spent my birthday resetting window graphics, and then I went to SPORTSBAR. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. But: there was creme brulee in the fridge for me when I got home. This makes it all better.
PS: You know you're getting old when get up in the morning and decide you want casserole enough to actually MAKE one. Yes kids, it's in the oven. Gah.
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mystiedawn:
You are so silly, but it's cute!
tallmikewine:
Mmmmm, casserole. What kind?