So, I have some weird neighbors. There is an older guy with a bad mullet and a woman about the same age (40-ish?) and a girl about 22, who I know has had some weird history with old men and bad folks/bad parents.
So, every moring at 5:30, the girl either masturbates hella fucking loud, waking me up, or I hear the man in the bathroom with her (which is where they do the deed, and it's right next to my head/bed) coughing like he's dying while she is cumming.
This morning, I hear her getting off and then I hear him at the same time coughing so hard, I am sure a lung will burst thru.
The woman who lives there was home, as I heard her leave shortly after, yet I do not hear her in this little scenario at all.
I just have never heard of serious hacking when cumming. Plus, my imagination has taken hold - I wish I could be a fly on the wall, as this "family" is so bizarre. Anyone wanna join in and suggest what is happening?
So, every moring at 5:30, the girl either masturbates hella fucking loud, waking me up, or I hear the man in the bathroom with her (which is where they do the deed, and it's right next to my head/bed) coughing like he's dying while she is cumming.
This morning, I hear her getting off and then I hear him at the same time coughing so hard, I am sure a lung will burst thru.
The woman who lives there was home, as I heard her leave shortly after, yet I do not hear her in this little scenario at all.
I just have never heard of serious hacking when cumming. Plus, my imagination has taken hold - I wish I could be a fly on the wall, as this "family" is so bizarre. Anyone wanna join in and suggest what is happening?
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latortuga:
a snuggle-fest-a-rama sounds dee-lightful. 
*ahem* if i were into girls....
*ahem* if i were into girls.... 
demonbuttercup:
I was thinking about retaliating some morning. Vomiting sounds, screeching...they should get the picture.
