delusion

i got presale tickets to see the pixies next month. & you didn't. ha-ha.

i want to gouge my eyeball out. i'm considering going for the peg leg and parrot companion while i'm at it.
fucking pink eye.

what i learned in calculus class today: hot girls in sundresses aren't impressed when dorky chicks with glasses and pompadours stare at them all through class. also, aforementioned hot girls will avoid dorky gaze by staring at your feet. this will remind you that you are wearing raggedy ass chucks and you forgot to put socks on. this will embarass you. damn, i'm really learning in this class.

iamsick is a talented motherfucker. reading his shit almost makes me want to change my most humbling moment.