i found out yesterday that i am one of six finalists for a $10,000 scholarship. i have an interview with a panel of judges. i'm so completely nervous and terrified. what happens when they all realize that i suck? of course all my mother had to say was "is your hair all one color right now?" and "make sure your tattoos are covered". 
it really doesnt help that i went in for my monthly radiation treatment on monday and left feeling like they jammed hot coals up my ass and force fed me ipecac syrup.
it really doesnt help that i went in for my monthly radiation treatment on monday and left feeling like they jammed hot coals up my ass and force fed me ipecac syrup.
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Yeah, the stuff with my brother is/was really funny. I laughed at a lot of it at the time and still do. For example, when the police and emergency workers arrived they pulled him down onto the driveway and level ground and attempted in a half hearted fashion to cover his shame with a thin sheet but in reality all it did was cover everything but his ass so there he was, ass in the air, with a gentle rain soaking the sheet. That and when my wife tried to apologize to the old woman for having to see his penis the old lady replied, "oh honey, that's okay, i've seen them before."
It sounds as if you and i have a little in common, i have also been a speed addict as well as being addicted to weed, booze, coke, pills, and basically anything you would put in my face. I almost died a number of times because of my way of life at the time and watched friends die because of the same lifestyle.
I really enjoy these few times that you and i have talked, I would like to add you to my friends list so we can continue to do so. If that's cool with you.
-Josh
If you dont mind me asking, why the radiation? And if you do mind me asking, I totally understand and just ignore this portion of the comment.
Byarg! Gin! The test was today and it was hard! Oh, and gongratufuckinlations on the scholarship! You are amazing, I could tell that in the few times Ive spoken to you. Dont be nervous (yeah, right I know).
hmmmmmmmm. ramblerambleramble.