My plan for the new year.
Win an obscene amount of money. Use that money to...
Get an awesome suit.
Some awesome shades.
Hire CSI Miami's awesome one liner script writers.
Hire The Who to follow me for a week.
Visit everyone who pissed me off.
Deliver incredible one liners to each, followed by donning of shades, Pete Townshend screaming and me strutting off like the most awesome person on earth.
Win an obscene amount of money. Use that money to...
Get an awesome suit.
Some awesome shades.
Hire CSI Miami's awesome one liner script writers.
Hire The Who to follow me for a week.
Visit everyone who pissed me off.
Deliver incredible one liners to each, followed by donning of shades, Pete Townshend screaming and me strutting off like the most awesome person on earth.
The following week I'll hire Richard Dean Anderson to be MacGyver one more time and go on an anti-mullet crusade.
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i fly outta philly on sunday night, fly into dublin monday mornin......
just shut up and dont even say it.
:p
It's a small place which I've had a long feud with that started with a Supermacs (fast food place) giving me the wrong burger and pretending it was right (chicken nuggets in a burger bun are not a chicken breast sandwich). It's silly, but I haven't had a good experience in that town ever since!
hahaha that was hilarious. I guess I need to go to that Supermacs place one day and order a chicken breast sandwich there and FedEx it to you