deliriumcordia

You will NOT, I repeat NOT be disappointed in this movie (Grindhouse). It's an April guarantee, you'll love it or I'll punch you in the face for having bad taste. My crush that I had on Quentin Tarantino when I was 15 (I still have two books about him) was re-instated.
And now for an EXTREMELY lazy and self-indulgent blog update:

BASiC iNF0
name: april
nicknames: ape (and variations of), lirpa (""), DJDK
birthday: july 20, 1984
school/grade: nope sorry, i don't believe in being institutionalized by choice...OR i can't afford to go and don't have a car to get there anyway, take your pick
backgrounds: uh...my dad is an alcoholic?
siblings: megan (17) and sean (13)
straight/bi/gay: bi, BUT, if you're a guy you have to be either my boyfriend, mike patton or crispin glover for me to care
job: to NOT go crazy and blow up the country... uhoh i hear footsteps...gotta go.
APPEARANCE
hair color: currently it's the leftovers of my badass brown and blonde dye job... i need to get paid so i can fix it
eye color: blue/grey
height: 5'6
ethnicity: my ma's maiden name was Riley and my pops is at LEAST half Lebonese
label: reggaejunkiejew!!
look like a celeb:i've been told rachel griffiths, I guess I can see how our facial features are similar
dye your hair: yeah, i know
have bangs: short AND long
have braces: nope, never, my teeth are just fine
wear glasses: i need a pair of those
wear contacts: yeah
piercings: vertical snakebites, 00 ear gauges (past: vertical nipples, 8 gauge tongue, eyebrow) (future: horizontal & vertical nipples, septum OR medusa, are antibrows lame? cant decide)
tattoos: hummingbird on left side of neck, scorpian on left inner lower arm, something on right top arm (future: many many MANY more... it's just a lack of money thing- plus my future tattoo artist is in Ohio.
FAVORiTES
color: orange
movie: natural born killers
tv show: arrested development
animal: Gandhi the cat
food: feta & veggie pizza
drink: dragonfruit vitamin water
alcoholic drink: GOOD beer (I could go on for hours), delicious whiskey/bourbon (not the cheap stuff), bloody marys
car: the one Kurt Russell drives in GRINDHOUSE
day of the week: no preference
season: summer
song: for now we'll go with "Sleep is Wrong" -Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
sport: DETROIT BASKETBALL
radio station: 88.9 the impact (msu's college station when they arent playing whiny shit) or NPR
resturant: Cici's Pizza Buffet (4.50 I'm a cheap date, I'll even drink icewater)
teacher: Drunvalo Melchizedek
class: the last class i took was a ZOZ class when I got put on probation for underage drinking
holiday: my birthday is the only one that doesn't irritate me. Oh wait- new years eve.
quote: the one coming to mind is "Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct." -Chuck Palahniuk (Choke)
book: Survivor -Chuck P.
magazine:URB
flower: dandelions because they are the homeless man of the flower kingdom
memory: up until i was 12 (with a lot of the scenes co-starring my father cut out)
tv channel: the only time i watch tv is when the Pistons are playing...we are pirates! but if i had to say i'd go with that video game channel since they play Arrested all the time
LAST
person you hugged: Dana
person you kissed: Ryan
thing you said: "It's Gary"
thing you ate: peanut butter chocolate chunk cookies
texted: our phone doesn't have that capability
you called: Bunny
called you: Katie
person you saw:Carol (Ryan's mom- no myspace.
you have a long convo with: Wasso
RELATi0NSHiPS
taken or single: it depends on what's between your legs
got a crush: several
name pleaseee: weinbergensteinowitz?
how far have you gone: to hell and back, with a vengeance, in a world...other movie trailer slogans
how far do you want to go: back to hell to become supreme ruler or whatever, mephistopheles ain't got shit
last person you said i love you to: Ryan
C0UNTD0WN
10 PE0PLE WH0 MEAN A L0T T0 Y0U
1::: Ryan
2::: Missy
3::: Katie
4::: Brandon
5::: Family: gramma (dad's side), mom, sister & brother, stepfather, stepmother, Ryan's mom
6::: Rich
7::: Clarissa
8:::Jessa
9::: Bridgette
10::: Clint
9 THiNGS Y0U L0VE
1::: music that is good
2:::my friends
3::: beer that is good
4::: mind altering...sandwiches
5::: women
6:::going to shows
7::: car trips, especially when I'm driving...on a highway, out of Michigan
8:::singing and dancing
9::: um...muskegon's beaches
8 THiNGS Y0U HATE
1::: remedial noise that is bad and shouldn't be called music, but product.
2::: what america has turned into
3::: not affording good beer, having to drink yellow beer
4::: when i have seizures...or whatever they are
5::: cleaning up after lazy people at work, day in and day out
6::: OUR PIECE OF SHIT CAR
7:::being insignificant
8::: cleaning up muskegon's beaches- or the fact that someone actually has to...
7 THiNGS Y0U CAN'T LIVE WiTH0UT
1:::music
2::: friends
3::: mind erasers
4:::um
5:::um
6:::um
7:::um
6 THiNGS Y0U'RE WEARiNG RiGHT N0W
1:::pj pants (it's Sunday)
2:::
3::: dickies hoodie
4::: headphones
5::: ear tunnels
6::: a hairtye
5 THiNGS Y0U'D RATHER BE D0iNG
1::: smoking a cigarette
2::: driving out of state
3:::making love to Carla Kihlstedt
4::: getting tattooed
5::: practicing the drums i wish i could play
4 0F Y0UR FAV0RiTE ST0RES
1::: Rag-o-Rama Columbus, OH
2::: Flat Black & Circular (FBC) East Lansing, MI
3::: the body jewelry stand in the grandville mall...
4::: uhhhh
3 THiNGS Y0U'D TAKE T0 A DESERTED iSLAND
1::: the Flower of Life books
2::: solar powered ipod
3:::a hot chick
2 0F Y0UR FAV0RiTE THiNGS
1::: music
2::: cursing
1 PERS0N Y0U MiSS RiGHT N0W
1::: Santa Claus