i went to target today. in the sale rack was a box of annie chun's chow mein noodles with garlic scallion sauce. i couldn't find them anywhere in the store. there was no price. the clerk had never seen them stocked there or sold a box. the one time he did see a box, it was also on the sale rack and the person decided not to buy it. the box rang up with no price, so i bargained him down to fifty cents.
i have a theory that annie chun is infiltrating targets across america, leaving boxes of her noodles in sale racks so people will buy them. either that or it's the secret gateway to narnia. i haven't opened it yet.
if you don't here from me, i'll tell aslan hi for everyone.
love and kisses, my dearlings!
i have a theory that annie chun is infiltrating targets across america, leaving boxes of her noodles in sale racks so people will buy them. either that or it's the secret gateway to narnia. i haven't opened it yet.
if you don't here from me, i'll tell aslan hi for everyone.
love and kisses, my dearlings!
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