THINGS I LEARNED AFTER WATCHING "31 DAYS OF NIGHT"
1. It takes 30 days to search a small town.
2. Some humans like raw hamburger.
3. Vampires can't find you in a diner with the light on.
4. The main character can go outside and make as much noise as he wants without being located by a vampire.
5. you must sacrifice yourself 5 minutes before the sun comes up.
6. Small gas-powered generators will power an entire house
7. Old ladies have the best pot
8. Vampires don't use napkins
9. Frostbite and hypothermia are myths propagated by the folks who sell heating fuel. A mid-winter stroll through a raging blizzard is actually invigorating.
10. Shouting at and very obviously taunting monsters will ALWAYS get them to chase you, right into your cunningly devised trap (ok, so that's more movies than just this one).
11. Alaskans are really careless with cell phones.
12. In Barrow, Alaska, the sun comes up one day and then dips below the horizon and doesn't appear again for 30 days. Then it suddenly comes up again.
13. The gun will jam after you execute your wife and children and therefore be forever useless and unfixable preventing you from finishing yourself off.
14. There will always be a faceoff with the bad guy resulting in the death of the main character in order to save the other main character from certain death by fire, rather than running away said woman will stand IN THE FIRE with her now dying husband.
15. Men only grow very patchy facial hair in 30 days.
16. Vampires are stupid not to have thought of raiding this town before.
17. Eben was a better vampire wihin five minutes of becoming one than the big bad head vampire was after god knows how long of being one.
20. Box of dynamite can't blow house away, even a one room, if you are inside you will survive without problems it's explosion.
21. Bad guys will destroy your connection with outside world, kill dogs and destroy helicopter but don't care about cars with full fuel tank.
22. Explosion of oil pipeline doesn't care oil company.
23. Non-existent languages must be subtitled on DVD too.
24. Town with population about 560 is left by 400 citizens, which don't care about those who stayed there, that there is no telephone/internet connection with town for whole month.
24. You can have a light on in an attic, and it won't shine out of the peep-hole in the paper over the window, giving away your location.
25. Ultra-violet grow light bulbs won't fit into even the largest flashlight/lantern/spotlight.
26. Next to a wooden stake, a trencher is the most effective weapon against vampires.
27. When someone has killed all of your sled dogs, and you're sitting in your living room with your loaded shotgun on the coffee table, and your wife wants you to come to the kitchen and eat dinner, and you hear a window shattering and a sizable object crash off a table and onto the floor--take your time seeing what happened!
29. If your truck gets hit by a bulldozer with a huge chainsaw you will survive without a scratch.
30. Don't believe what vampires say, they're liars.
31. Brush your teeth twice a day or they will become black.
32. Vampires don't use napkins.
33. When vampires tell you God's not going to help you, that's the only thing they never lie about.
34. Blood is the best hair styling product.
35. Sunlight kills a vampire, but it's only painful if it believes it is.
1) Josh Harnett can shoot vampire blood like nobody's business
2) If your pure of heart you won't turn on your loved ones when you become a vampire
3) Vampires apparently speak Russian
4) Vampires have shark like teeth
5) Danny Huston can always use blood for hair gel, talk about gelling like a felon
6) When in doubt, don't ever use a flare to kill yourself
7) When a vampire says he's going to turn you, he's lying.
8) If your a vampire for two minutes, you can kill an ancient leader.
9) Vampires love children
10) Vampires can be killed in all sorts of nice ways, in a manner of speaking
18. If your dad is with you tie him up because he'll just run away and cause your death
19. If you want to fix your marrige...turn into a vampire
48. Even in the pitch black, you'll be able to spot your brother in the local diner.
49. Friends of vampires can pick jail cell locks with plastic board game pawns, or at least brag about this impressive ability.
50. Marijuana grow houses' electricity will remain on, even after the town's electrical supply has been terminated.
51. Vampire nails are a fine substitute for record player needles.
52. The noise from walkie talkies doesn't echo when you hide in the snow under a wooden house.
53. Prohibition is still in full effect, but only when the sun don't shine.
By the way,i liked the movie.
In other news,i'm in a purple phase,i bought a set of purple plates,new satin sheets and even a purple hoover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i desperately want the Motorola U9 in purple of course!!!!
In a couple of days my parents will be coming to visit me for a week,i haven't see them in more than 16 months and we really missed each others,i hope they will have a wonderful time here,i will work most of the time but that's okay too.I love working in Soho,everyday i see amazing corsets and breathtaking lingerie,thankfully everything is so expensive that i can control myself and not buying half the boutique!!!!
My life is kinda of complicated right now,i wish i'll have a holiday because for the last 3 years i went through all kind of troubles and problems and i just wish to lie down to the beach and watch the sunset with no thoughts whatsoever in my mind,for just a couple of days even.
i read "9 objects of desire" of Mian Mian,i loved it the first time and now i love it even more,it's kinda like reading your own diary,i miss writing so much...
Hope you are all well and happy,
Oceans of ove,
Deliria
1. It takes 30 days to search a small town.
2. Some humans like raw hamburger.
3. Vampires can't find you in a diner with the light on.
4. The main character can go outside and make as much noise as he wants without being located by a vampire.
5. you must sacrifice yourself 5 minutes before the sun comes up.
6. Small gas-powered generators will power an entire house
7. Old ladies have the best pot
8. Vampires don't use napkins
9. Frostbite and hypothermia are myths propagated by the folks who sell heating fuel. A mid-winter stroll through a raging blizzard is actually invigorating.
10. Shouting at and very obviously taunting monsters will ALWAYS get them to chase you, right into your cunningly devised trap (ok, so that's more movies than just this one).
11. Alaskans are really careless with cell phones.
12. In Barrow, Alaska, the sun comes up one day and then dips below the horizon and doesn't appear again for 30 days. Then it suddenly comes up again.
13. The gun will jam after you execute your wife and children and therefore be forever useless and unfixable preventing you from finishing yourself off.
14. There will always be a faceoff with the bad guy resulting in the death of the main character in order to save the other main character from certain death by fire, rather than running away said woman will stand IN THE FIRE with her now dying husband.
15. Men only grow very patchy facial hair in 30 days.
16. Vampires are stupid not to have thought of raiding this town before.
17. Eben was a better vampire wihin five minutes of becoming one than the big bad head vampire was after god knows how long of being one.
20. Box of dynamite can't blow house away, even a one room, if you are inside you will survive without problems it's explosion.
21. Bad guys will destroy your connection with outside world, kill dogs and destroy helicopter but don't care about cars with full fuel tank.
22. Explosion of oil pipeline doesn't care oil company.
23. Non-existent languages must be subtitled on DVD too.
24. Town with population about 560 is left by 400 citizens, which don't care about those who stayed there, that there is no telephone/internet connection with town for whole month.
24. You can have a light on in an attic, and it won't shine out of the peep-hole in the paper over the window, giving away your location.
25. Ultra-violet grow light bulbs won't fit into even the largest flashlight/lantern/spotlight.
26. Next to a wooden stake, a trencher is the most effective weapon against vampires.
27. When someone has killed all of your sled dogs, and you're sitting in your living room with your loaded shotgun on the coffee table, and your wife wants you to come to the kitchen and eat dinner, and you hear a window shattering and a sizable object crash off a table and onto the floor--take your time seeing what happened!
29. If your truck gets hit by a bulldozer with a huge chainsaw you will survive without a scratch.
30. Don't believe what vampires say, they're liars.
31. Brush your teeth twice a day or they will become black.
32. Vampires don't use napkins.
33. When vampires tell you God's not going to help you, that's the only thing they never lie about.
34. Blood is the best hair styling product.
35. Sunlight kills a vampire, but it's only painful if it believes it is.
1) Josh Harnett can shoot vampire blood like nobody's business
2) If your pure of heart you won't turn on your loved ones when you become a vampire
3) Vampires apparently speak Russian
4) Vampires have shark like teeth
5) Danny Huston can always use blood for hair gel, talk about gelling like a felon
6) When in doubt, don't ever use a flare to kill yourself
7) When a vampire says he's going to turn you, he's lying.
8) If your a vampire for two minutes, you can kill an ancient leader.
9) Vampires love children
10) Vampires can be killed in all sorts of nice ways, in a manner of speaking
18. If your dad is with you tie him up because he'll just run away and cause your death
19. If you want to fix your marrige...turn into a vampire
48. Even in the pitch black, you'll be able to spot your brother in the local diner.
49. Friends of vampires can pick jail cell locks with plastic board game pawns, or at least brag about this impressive ability.
50. Marijuana grow houses' electricity will remain on, even after the town's electrical supply has been terminated.
51. Vampire nails are a fine substitute for record player needles.
52. The noise from walkie talkies doesn't echo when you hide in the snow under a wooden house.
53. Prohibition is still in full effect, but only when the sun don't shine.
By the way,i liked the movie.
In other news,i'm in a purple phase,i bought a set of purple plates,new satin sheets and even a purple hoover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i desperately want the Motorola U9 in purple of course!!!!
In a couple of days my parents will be coming to visit me for a week,i haven't see them in more than 16 months and we really missed each others,i hope they will have a wonderful time here,i will work most of the time but that's okay too.I love working in Soho,everyday i see amazing corsets and breathtaking lingerie,thankfully everything is so expensive that i can control myself and not buying half the boutique!!!!
My life is kinda of complicated right now,i wish i'll have a holiday because for the last 3 years i went through all kind of troubles and problems and i just wish to lie down to the beach and watch the sunset with no thoughts whatsoever in my mind,for just a couple of days even.
i read "9 objects of desire" of Mian Mian,i loved it the first time and now i love it even more,it's kinda like reading your own diary,i miss writing so much...
Hope you are all well and happy,
Oceans of ove,
Deliria
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Old ladies only have the best pot if they've grown it themselves.
*contemplates sharing his purple puppy obsession*