delilahjack

Hello Kiddo's from across the pond.Today i thought i'd inform you all about some special little retards that we have over in merry england, called chavs. Now these wonderful specimens of human nature are so called chavs, because of their particular dress code, as follows;
1. They only ever wear tracksuits.
2. The bottom of these tracksuits are tucked into white socks.
3. They are devoted to all things in a Burberry pattern.
4. They are glued to their baseball caps.
5. Only trainers maybe worn.
6. Bling is essential
7. As is an attitude.

Now these little bastards tend to think themselves proper little gangsters, despite the fact they're all about 13, shoplifters, and got acne. Occasionally being a chav can last a lifetime, but still retain a mentality of about 6.
Consequently....i rip the shit out of them, and make most of them cry..
My words of advice are, if you see one, hit it round the head in the name of nice English people everywhere.
Thank you. x