delilahjack

Hello kiddies..Hope all is well. I've nearly got a job as a barmaid, start soon hopefully. Unfortunately this means drunkards possible fondling, and them ending up with a broken jaw the fuckers.
I got my first tattoo done as well, its a little black star on my wrist, highly original and entertaining. Aren't i just. OOOh and i've started collecting bad taste bears, as a means of becoming highly addicted to all things very distasteful and twisted, the spawn figures will be given to my children, and as a result they'll be fucked up by about three years old. Meh. I'd give some to my nephew and niece, but they're upstanding citizens..oh what shall we do.