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Saturday Dec 15, 2007

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my god, i'm suffering from brain blank spasm

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Life Lesson number three; ExBoyfriends/Girlfriends mate? NO NO NO NO NO! Tres danderous, but unfortunately it seems that nature likes to bestow attractiveness on those who are completely out of bounds

Life Lesson number four; Don't stand next to someone you have major unfinished business with and say "Yeah, but he just keeps licking me! all the time!" It makes them jump and look at you funny, it's only when you walk away and ten minutes later slap your hand to your forehead and think "Perhaps i should have mentioned the fact it was a cat i'd just adopted"



Good old Wimpy burgers, although one almost killed me last week. Your camp friend asking for a bender in a bun bought out the child in me and i almost died from choking.

There is never enough time to play call of duty four, never never never.


Oh well here's too giving up. WAHEY XX

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its_matt:
did you have the wimpy burger on a plate and eat it with a knife and fork?
as that is their selling point isnt it?

Im good thanks, spent last night in a drag cabaret venue, it was one of the campest nights of my life, it brought the inert diva out in a lot of straight men last night.
Shit music though, the kind of music girls listen to while getting ready and singing into a hairbrush one would imagine.
Dec 15, 2007
damnation_game:


mantis style
tongue
Dec 19, 2007

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