delilahjack

I've got to go on a detox for three months, not for dieting reasons, for once im happy about my weight. Its for health reasons which means no alcohol, no smokes, nothing good of anything. Anyone want to come witness me have my first beer for three months? It'll be interesting garunteed.

woe ist mein.

Went to see my friend Ellie, the visiting order went something like this;
Hitchin
Bournemouth
Buckinghamshire
Bedfordshire
Buckinghamshire
Hertfordshire
all in one fucking day because they got lost. Muggin's here had to direct them home.. in their own county!



Oh well i forgive her...


hahaha my bum bum


Too much alcohol makes Kate a baldy slap forehead. kinda like Tom Cruise.

Oh Jager, im going to miss you for the next three torturous months of my life.