delilahjack

Now i have a Cowboy Hat ho ho ho. Annd been out for the first time in ages, yes it was scareh got a few injuries lost some good men but the Southern Comfort was good, the pub was relatively warm and company was snazzy.
All in all i was quite pleased, the establishment has been given the wonderous title of "The Local" although when you're in Borough and the Pub in question is in Camden may be a issue.
Still can't eat anything, and now my jeans keep falling down. Terrible.

I might give some more pictures..

KATE IS FRUSTRATED! wants a big fat man.


Seven things to do before I die:
Skydiving
Have a relationship with a man who has a moustache
Learn how to fry sausages without burning them.
Go travelling
Cheer up
Have a stupidly crazy love affair that doesn't end in death
Finish writing that book that i started about 2 years ago.

2. Seven Things I cannot do
Trampolining.
Handle roundabouts
Stop analysing everything.
MATHS
Understand how Easter works.
Not dance when theres 80's moosic on.
Think i'm actually good at anything
STOP thinking about moustaches.

3. Seven things that attract me to where I live
The nightlife, that i never partake in.
More men/women
There's lots of different types of food.
Its rather pretty when you get over the scumness
Its never quiet.
Its bang in the centre of everywhere.
By the laws of statistics, one day i will meet a famous person and he'll fancy meh.

4. Seven things I say most often
I talk like a retard!
Ooh Tune
When you are the moon.
Fuck you!
Meer merr meer.
It's your choice.
Stop sexualising!!

5. Seven beverages that I love
Mocha
Vodka, lemonade and Lime.
Ribena
Tea
Apple Juice.
Milkshake
Green Tea

6. Seven things I would do over and over again (if I had time)
Masturbate
Watch the Boosh and sit in The Elephants Head
Read Books
Have Toast with Jam and tea.
Eat at a resturant every day of the year.
Dance
Sleep

7. Seven Bands / Musicians I Love
The Smiths
Bonzo Dog
Soulwax
Interpol
Queens of the Stone Age
Prodigy
Phil Collins - yes, Phil Collins.

Kapowee have that.

I want to do really well in my course but i can't be bothered to do the work.. grrr indecision and the bloke next door is repeatedly tapping his fingers.












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