delilahjack

Yeah so i can't eat anything due to my wonderful "torturous" marvel of technology "shitty" braces... I'm currently trying to eat a sausage roll which has taken me from 9 this morning to complete..
To make matters worse i can't eat any of the following;
1. Sugar
2. Fizzy Drinks
3. Fruit Juice
4. Hard materials such as pizza crust?!
5. Engage in any sexual activity that involves my mouth.



A picture of me feeling very sorry for myself.



On the bright side though, it's probably the most effective diet i've ever come accross.

But i remain chirpy..until my next mammoth undertaking of food stuffs.

There's so much stuff i need/want to do at the moment, the first one is to kill my dentist but the rest is to just get out and socialise more, i've become a real hermit. Normally that doesn't bother me but at the moment i feel like i'm missing out on the whole uni experience. Sitting in front of a toilet seat for a couple of hours isn't what i had in mind, but heh beggars can't be choosers.

I need money, and a haircut.. and a job. Fuck to it all.

Anyone take pictures of me? i'm, happy at the moment to have that done... At the moment, i'm feeling optomistic..