delilahbrat

as much as everyone thinks cops are assholes, they are seriously the most fun to drink with.... i was getting force fed kamakazis... the other night, the same cops i drink with got called to the bar because the girls were setting off roman candles outside at 1am (surprisingly me, my boss and the one bartender were the only ones who stayed inside the bar, and were the ones who are usually up to no good! lol... when the cops came in they looked at the three of us and were like "what did you guys do this time?".... they were shocked we werent the ones causing trouble... lol...), so we were all fucking around, and since ive never been handcuffed (well... never been handcuffed by a cop), the one put me in cuffs, while the one dancer frisked me... we were just acting like assholes...

seriously though, my best nights at work are the nights the cops come and drink.... its definatley a bonus being friends with all of em! lol