I AM A BIG FAT DIKE! or so I'm told.
My token lesbian friend here told me of a little rumor that has been spreading around the hospital that I work at: I, yes Delilah, made a move on my co-worker at the time, who now hates my guts, Amy. I found this horribly funny! a. because I don't hit on anyone, so me actually making a "move" on her would be so not possible. and b. because I have far better taste, and she is totally not my type.
Tyler and I were discussing it, and he got hit on by a gay man this weekend. I believe this is the time for homosexual activity. Oh, and my mom thinks I'm having an affair with my token lesbian friend, Beth. Too bad she's married.
My token lesbian friend here told me of a little rumor that has been spreading around the hospital that I work at: I, yes Delilah, made a move on my co-worker at the time, who now hates my guts, Amy. I found this horribly funny! a. because I don't hit on anyone, so me actually making a "move" on her would be so not possible. and b. because I have far better taste, and she is totally not my type.
Tyler and I were discussing it, and he got hit on by a gay man this weekend. I believe this is the time for homosexual activity. Oh, and my mom thinks I'm having an affair with my token lesbian friend, Beth. Too bad she's married.
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so stop praying to me
and yes on the tattoos
tattoos, always a good descision
rumors are silly things. exciting...but silly