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delilah_banks

small town hawaii

Member Since 2003

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Monday Oct 13, 2003

Oct 13, 2003
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They took Tyler away! IT was a bad, bad day because of that. From now on, I work with no men, and by myself in the depths of the dungeon. I'm pissed! So what I ask of you...please, please find some way to keep me company down in the basement. Hopefully I'll get the internet soon so I can be connected to you all day.

In return, I did something that I never ever do: I bought fancy, expensive underwear and nighties. And I love them. Perhaps you'll be seeing them soon...

I also had a fifth grade moment today. I was standing by the lift, waiting patiently to get a jacket up to xray, when this girl (whom I used to work with) announces that she has lost "21 pounds!" and she is now...106lbs. She then went to tell the other girl she was with that she is still too heavy for height (which, mind you, is the same as me) and that she needs to lose probably ten more pounds. In fifth grade, I over heard the sixth graders talking about how fat they were because they weighed 75lbs; I was 120. I was mortified because of this eleven years ago, as well as today. She is a horrible person. And I say FUCK YOU! And I'm going to be a size 14 all I want! FUCK YOU!

I also bought a scarf.

Five places I'd rather be right now:

1. Greece
2. In bed.
3. On Mars.
4. In someone's arms.
5. At a bar.

PS. Why don't people have crushes on me?
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malakai_godlike:
Why can't someone have a crush on you? Have you forgotten about me already? D'oh! Anyway, don't worry, you are not a bad friend. I am not on quite as much as I used to be either... I work way too fucking much. It seems I am always complaining about work to you, sorry about that. biggrin In any case... two more weeks.... wow, I should be nervous right? whatever Me thinks Everything will be fine... we shall see I guess. About that girl, If you want me to, I can fly over there and disembowel her for you.... would you like that? Sorry, the whole Jack the Ripper Disembowelment thing is going to my head. I will be posting pics on here after the big day.... not sure exactly how long it will take, shouldn't be long though.... we will see I guess. Oh yeah, one more thing.... I am so happy! New Synnove set.... I wuv wuv wuv Synnove. She a purdy lady. But don't worry, I still love you too....even though you don't write wink Well, gotta go to bed here soon. Talk to you again soon!
Chuck the Ripper ARRR!!! skull skull ARRR!!!

P.S. You are a beautiful woman, and don't you change a goddamn thing!

[Edited on Oct 16, 2003 1:22AM]
Oct 15, 2003
uncool_hipster:
Crushes, although fun... get me in trouble with Kristy. LOL. Keep on Keepin' On!
Oct 16, 2003

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