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delilah_banks

small town hawaii

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Sunday Oct 05, 2003

Oct 5, 2003
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Haha, I'm back. It was a weird weekend: wasabi fights with my parents, cute girls at Nordstrom, asshole 16 year olds backing into my car. Spokane didn't allow for much rest, but at least I have something to write home about.

After the week of hell at work, I thought Spokane would be the pretty relaxed, but it turned out to just irritate the hell out of me. The only two hour span of fun was at a Japanese restaurant when my folks decided to see who can get the wasabi wad to stick the wall by spitting it out of their mouths. I must say, even though it was terribly embarrasing, it was by far the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

And may I add that the only person that flirted with me at all was this really cute girl at Nordstorm in the trendy designer section. If you're out there...the rest of the folks actually laughed at me. I was feeling extremely self-conscious by the time I left.

But the topper was this morning. I was backing out of the parking stall when the valet for the hotel backed some guy's suv into my poor little saturn. And I honked too! So...I now have probably $1000 worth of damage to my car, and the Double Tree has the pay for every cent. It just pisses me off, because I was seriously thinking of trading in my car for a more reliable snow vehicle this week. But now I just have to wait...

The pathetic story: I can't stop thinking about one of the Tylers. I haven't had a crush on someone like this in a long time, and it's pretty funny. The odd thing is, is that he is soooo not my type. He's pretty preppy and sporty and stuff, and would definantely look down upon the fact that I have posed nude for the internet on various occasions. But he's just so darn cute. Damn him! The other Tyler, however, is exactly my type.

All in all, I just want someone who would be willing to take naked pictures of me.
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onesecondmore:
i'd volunteer, 'cept i'm miles and miles(and many miles) away.

i will say you've managed to do an exceptional job so far. wink

good luck with everything!
Oct 5, 2003
lucky1336929:
wasaaaaaaaabi.

sorry, i had to do that.

your tyler thing is weird cuz ive had a big ole crush on this girl for a few months who is preppy and not my type either. but she's taken anyway so i have less than no chance. im not sure how you can have LESS than no chance, but somehow i do.
Oct 6, 2003

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