delihound

President Bush,

I hear that on top of being president, you are now picking up the hobby of liberating, and savior-ing. I also here that your thinking of trying to fix Cuba next. Good for you! Hobbys are great, after all "idle hands are the devils playground."

Well, I myself am in country that needs liberating. And I plead for you help. He has forced his will on people who's culture is different from his. He has polluted our waters, and laid waste to our land. All the while he said he was doing the will of God.

It might be tough case, but with your iron will, I think you could be the person for the job. Please help us.

U.S.A.