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How long has it been since you've been in a moon bounce? Thinking I still had the ninja skills that I had as a child, I was the first one in. Bad idea. For starters, that plastic gets pretty fucking hot in the sun. I crawled in and bounced like I was supposed to. Then everything started spinning. I grabbed onto the netting so I wouldn't fall over. I experience vertigo pretty regularly. I couldn't determine up from down. What happened to all of the worry-free fun I had as a kid? Has adulthood killed my moon bounce abilities? I slid out onto the ground. Then the simple task of putting my shoes on. They don't even require tying, they're sandals for christs sake!

So I get stuck outside in the heat manning the putt putt game. I just kept shouting "golf is not a sport" trying to get people my way. Apparently hitting the ball five feet into a hole required significant training. Even after giving extra chances, I'd end up knocking the ball in the hole yelling" another winner, go pick out a prize!" At least no one attacked me with the club.

Still trying to get the bike on the road. I charged the dead battery last night but wasn't able to get it back in the bike while it was still light out. If it doesn't start I may be found having a temper tantrum in the street. Stay tuned. See what happens next and find out the details of our hero's follies. How many times does a redhead have to dye her hair to have red hair? Third attempt coming soon to a theater near you.