I HATE DEMOS!!!!! Fuck shit son of bitch assnut masturbatingdonkeyshitraper!!!!!
Sorry.
Spent from about 9 am to 1:30 pm getting my shit handed to me by a bunch of "intelligent" site coordinators using my web system. By intelligent, I mean that they have a 4 year degree in "teaching soccer", and generally know how to use the left mouse button.
Despite the fact that a demo to these boobs should have been a walk in the park, my web system friggin' crashed the hosting server, killed the SQL server instance, and might as well have spewed out a load of child pornography all over the desktop. WHHHY? Because, as we say in the software development realm, "This is what happens when you fuck a person in the ass".
DON'T modify a core fundimental of your web systems logic THE DAY BEFORE YOU SHOW IT TO YOUR CLIENTS!!!!! ARRRRGGFGGGGG! Did I have a choice? Where's my ham sandwich?
I hate my job.
On a new and perkier note, I was contacted by Vertigo Software. About my resume. We set a time to talk "new job" lingo. I wet myself at the prospect. Nothing but smiles from that front:
Unfortunatly, after reviewing their web site, it looks as though I will need to speed-read about 10,000 pounds of technical manuals, while re-working my entire web system in 1 week, and balancing a dyslexic child on my big toe.
BIG. TOE.
[/End venting session]
Sorry.
Spent from about 9 am to 1:30 pm getting my shit handed to me by a bunch of "intelligent" site coordinators using my web system. By intelligent, I mean that they have a 4 year degree in "teaching soccer", and generally know how to use the left mouse button.
Despite the fact that a demo to these boobs should have been a walk in the park, my web system friggin' crashed the hosting server, killed the SQL server instance, and might as well have spewed out a load of child pornography all over the desktop. WHHHY? Because, as we say in the software development realm, "This is what happens when you fuck a person in the ass".
DON'T modify a core fundimental of your web systems logic THE DAY BEFORE YOU SHOW IT TO YOUR CLIENTS!!!!! ARRRRGGFGGGGG! Did I have a choice? Where's my ham sandwich?
I hate my job.
On a new and perkier note, I was contacted by Vertigo Software. About my resume. We set a time to talk "new job" lingo. I wet myself at the prospect. Nothing but smiles from that front:
Unfortunatly, after reviewing their web site, it looks as though I will need to speed-read about 10,000 pounds of technical manuals, while re-working my entire web system in 1 week, and balancing a dyslexic child on my big toe.
BIG. TOE.
[/End venting session]
But now, down to the real business. Do I detect hate for Heather? Unacceptable. Heather RULES....and don't you forget it. Seriously, she's my favorite SH protagonist. Granted, SH2 was probably a tighter game, but I enjoyed playing Heather WAY more than I enjoyed playing Harry or James. Never mind the fact that she reacts better in combat, she says cool stuff when she looks at everything. I shall convert you, if it's the last thing I do.
SH4? I've got screen shots in my pictures area. Folder is called "The Room". You can hit Gamespot of you want to see more. Basically the premise is that this dude is trapped in his apartment, finds a hole in the bathroom wall, goes through and finds himself in another dimension. Or something. I don't care, I already have it reserved, I'm such a SH fanatic that I'm going to love it no matter what.