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Wednesday Aug 11, 2004

Aug 11, 2004
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The past week and a half or so has been deemed (in my mind) as the weeks of irresponsibility. Coming into work late, drinking WAYYY too much, and generally livin' the fat life at a time where I really should be considering hawking my own back molars to make ends meet in the future. For those of you that never read my frequently updated journal, I have decided to move on in life when it comes to the topic of work, and have no concrete plans for how to stay off the fucking street. If anyone here has a job for a web developer (contact me for a resume), I'm the man.

PS: Sorry for the lowly self-advertisement, but I can feel the fingers of unemployment gripping me by the scrotum and giving me a hardy shake. (ewww, bad mental image... sorry!)

PPS: If anyone here can get me inside the job roster of Adult Swim, I will guarantee you my first born child, my car, and a larger portion of my limbs (left arm and right leg, respectively). [sic]

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itzie:
Sealab or Harvey Birdman!!!

HESCH WANTS SEX!!!!
Aug 14, 2004
billenium:
so wait, back up. How much can be made off of said molars? Cuz I could use some cash. Oh and I guess I have to go with Cowboy Bebop as my fav [AS] show. But since thats on at like 1 am I'll conceed to the lovely and super intelegent 'Zamna and say those two are the best. Yeah dude, I'd gladly offer peices of my anatomy for a job at [AS] as well. Of course, do they really want to employ a bunch of guys with missing limbs or whatever? Prob not. Good bluff on the child though, people never suspect that our generation is smart enough to not want kids. You may get them with that one.
Aug 14, 2004

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