deerailed

man, came you come over and set up dual computer action in our office? (why does that sound like a good theme for a porn movie??????)
Of course, we'd need you to supply the second computer....
cause uh... we don't have one..
and about you being the biggest nerd you've ever known. You need to hang out with us and our friends sometime!
ha!
we'll put your nerdy-like-ness to SHAME!

SHAME I SAY!!!!!!

you shall ultimately cower before the awesome power of our nerdy-like-ness!!!!!
I shall rule you all with my iron fist!!!!!
YOU!!!!
OBEY THE FIST!!!!!

Actually, I'm just kidding.. We're probably the coolest, hippest, most un-nerdy-like scenesters you'll ever meet.
Actually we're beyond cool, and then beyond nerdy, and back to cool, 'cause now that its cool to be nerdy, we're not even that anymore. We're uncool-ly cool.

TAKE THAT!!!!

umm....
...i like pigs....

Oh yeah, and now, you can play computer games and watch porn at the same time!
How i envy you!