I was watching TV this morning (cause I have not better to do) and I saw a couple things that peaked my interest. The first was a show called IMUS in the morning on MSNBC. I'm not usually into politics that much but this guy is hillarious! He constantly rips on his guests, and he called Katie Couric a rodent. WATCH IT!!! Tears will be streaming down your face from laughing so hard
The second was an infomercial. Christ I tried so hard to give you a link to the website, but I couldn't find it. Let me explain what you get with this incredible deal! You get a rechargable power knife with interchangeble blades. You get a plastic tray for slicing things. You see you put the blade in this product and it slices things to a specific thickness. Oh wait there's more!!! You get a rubber mat that we call a garlic peeler. You don't have to even touch the garlic to peel it!!! And last but not least you get a vegetable holder cause you wouldn't want to cut your hand when slicing vegetables. Don't worry that this item looks like a metal afro pick! This deal is outrageous!!! But if you act now you'll get a storage set with a lazy susan. All of this for the rediciulous low price of three easy payments of 33.33
plus I cut off on payment because you are acting now.
Thats a hundred dollars for the mathematically impared. Now I don't like to be mean, and I know the people on this site aren't stupid enough to fall for this shit. But let me say... Why spent a hundred dollars.
First go to your doctor. 20 dollar copay. Tell your doctor that you have a problem sleeping. Ask about Ambien. He'll write you a perscription that might cost another 15. Then go to the liquor store, buy a handle of bourbon. If your frugal you can get Kentucky Deluxe for under 14 dollars. Take half of the bottle of Ambien and slam the handle of whiskey! Trust me you will forget about your electric knife needs... and your failed marriage. Fucking Morons.
This is the type of thing that makes me lose my faith in humanity. If yu want your's restored watch Zaboomafu on PBS kids at 9:00 in the morning
I feel different, not the same. This kind of feeling I can't explain. There's only one thing that I can do. I feel Snow Leapord-ish how bout' you. Snow Leapord-ish. I feel snow Leopordish. I'm a big leaping prowler and Power is my game. Snow leopardish.
http://pbskids.org/zoboo/karaoke/raleopardsong.html
The second was an infomercial. Christ I tried so hard to give you a link to the website, but I couldn't find it. Let me explain what you get with this incredible deal! You get a rechargable power knife with interchangeble blades. You get a plastic tray for slicing things. You see you put the blade in this product and it slices things to a specific thickness. Oh wait there's more!!! You get a rubber mat that we call a garlic peeler. You don't have to even touch the garlic to peel it!!! And last but not least you get a vegetable holder cause you wouldn't want to cut your hand when slicing vegetables. Don't worry that this item looks like a metal afro pick! This deal is outrageous!!! But if you act now you'll get a storage set with a lazy susan. All of this for the rediciulous low price of three easy payments of 33.33
plus I cut off on payment because you are acting now.
Thats a hundred dollars for the mathematically impared. Now I don't like to be mean, and I know the people on this site aren't stupid enough to fall for this shit. But let me say... Why spent a hundred dollars.
First go to your doctor. 20 dollar copay. Tell your doctor that you have a problem sleeping. Ask about Ambien. He'll write you a perscription that might cost another 15. Then go to the liquor store, buy a handle of bourbon. If your frugal you can get Kentucky Deluxe for under 14 dollars. Take half of the bottle of Ambien and slam the handle of whiskey! Trust me you will forget about your electric knife needs... and your failed marriage. Fucking Morons.
This is the type of thing that makes me lose my faith in humanity. If yu want your's restored watch Zaboomafu on PBS kids at 9:00 in the morning
I feel different, not the same. This kind of feeling I can't explain. There's only one thing that I can do. I feel Snow Leapord-ish how bout' you. Snow Leapord-ish. I feel snow Leopordish. I'm a big leaping prowler and Power is my game. Snow leopardish.
http://pbskids.org/zoboo/karaoke/raleopardsong.html
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Your right someones sence of humor dosen't come across well over the net. The horney fellow was a statue of a Satyr that Nixon had a picture taken with.
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