Bear in mind that this wasn't deliberate, for to do so would have made me a poseur (eep!) Today turned quite rapidly into a day of simple pleasures. It was quite lovely, if you would just indulge me by... reading this. Not that I'd know, but I'm assuming you would, and in some metaphysical way I might be disappointed if you didn't.
I put clean...
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I put clean...
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luxdivon:
:from the dating sucks group: If you use the words 'I guess I just....' when explaining your opinions. Dude. that's totally me. all the fucking time. i'm not worthy. 
ratboy:
TOFU?!
Let me save your soul now:
http://geeklog.lucid.net.au/article.php?story=20030414120614896
'Nuff said.
Let me save your soul now:
http://geeklog.lucid.net.au/article.php?story=20030414120614896
'Nuff said.
Two things:
1) Helmet fucking rock. Why was I not informed?
2) Who needs any sort of plan, seriously?
1) Helmet fucking rock. Why was I not informed?
2) Who needs any sort of plan, seriously?
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sticks:
There is no shame in forming toast into soldiers. Especially if said soldiers are 'decorated' with Marmite. 
And yeah, planning should never take any longer than 5 minutes, tops.
And yeah, planning should never take any longer than 5 minutes, tops.
lankakitten:
Plans are for fat guys with crazy eyebrows. What you need is socks.
Bla. There's one thing worse then when no solution presents itself -- it's when you know you'll have to WAIT just to get access to the one conceivable solution.
Something has reared its ugly head once again, quite by surprise - I didn't realise it was still in me, but yeah... it's funny how things work out. Funnier when it happens to people you don't...
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NEWS: You may have noticed that 4 of my 5 favourite girls wear glasses. There is a reason for this, and that reason is as follows: girls in glasses are hawt. Pihka receives the rare honour of being the one without that still is.
Now where were we... ah, yes:
I've had a feeling lately that rather than pursuing new interests, I've been catching up...
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Now where were we... ah, yes:
I've had a feeling lately that rather than pursuing new interests, I've been catching up...
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natatree:
ahah I rock my Prada glasses like woah! And you better believe ladies is glasses are hawt!! 
lankakitten:
I read and play games too! Hooray!
If I ever do those instand chatty things I'll be sure to add you. I think I spend enough time in this room though.
If I ever do those instand chatty things I'll be sure to add you. I think I spend enough time in this room though.
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lankakitten:
Ah, liquor stores. I see.
I'm used to guns being sold in pawn shops but up here (we're from Los Angeles) you can even buy them at sporting stores. It's a little creepy.
And you do too have kangaroos jumping down the street and everyone wears those big hats and has koalas in the back yard.
Don't you ruin my fantasy!
I'm used to guns being sold in pawn shops but up here (we're from Los Angeles) you can even buy them at sporting stores. It's a little creepy.
And you do too have kangaroos jumping down the street and everyone wears those big hats and has koalas in the back yard.
Don't you ruin my fantasy!
natatree:
Glad you had a good party!
lankakitten:
I'm riveted by your blurry master.
sticks:
Eyebrow chi...that's true mastery.
It's good to know that I'm not the only person who mistreats ice-cream - in fact it seems this is quite widespread. Scary, no?
It's good to know that I'm not the only person who mistreats ice-cream - in fact it seems this is quite widespread. Scary, no?
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ratboy:
Ooooooh ... Wushu .. where? When? Tell me now.
My decrepit old joints should still have some movement left in them.
My decrepit old joints should still have some movement left in them.
lankakitten:
That makes more sense. Funny shit!
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lankakitten:
Rice is very nice especialy with some cream of mushroom soup on top.
ratboy:
DUUUDE!!!
Don't lower yourself just to find out how it feels.
Did it once and at the end, it wasn't worth it and I ultimately felt even worse being the fucker instead of the fuckee.
Don't lower yourself just to find out how it feels.
Did it once and at the end, it wasn't worth it and I ultimately felt even worse being the fucker instead of the fuckee.
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natatree:
For teh cock, teh hot gay sex, and teh pretty boys Hey, I've never watched porn and its the closest I can get 
Hey, I've never watched porn and its the closest I can get 
eponine:
i have not heard that story before, and i enjoyed it thoroughly.
i've had minions before... they thought i was the next darth vader. they were rad.
and apparently they miss me. one of them saw my mom at a gas station and said so.
so i guess i must've been sorta nice to them.
i've had minions before... they thought i was the next darth vader. they were rad.
and apparently they miss me. one of them saw my mom at a gas station and said so.
so i guess i must've been sorta nice to them.
Geeze, datign really does suck.