My long scarf is sex on legs. Yay grandmas everywhere, for they scarve the young generations and send them off to do battle. Not to be, you know, one of them structural functionalists or anything... but grandmas perform some awesome functions. The ones I know personally are all great as people, but what I'm doing here is saying word-up to all my grandma homies the world over.
I've been hit by silliness like you wouldn't believe. (Comes a a shock, does it not?). I went and got a book about decriminalisation of druggles, and a crusty copy of LOTR. I love that thing you get with much-loved paperbacks - they get lighting-strike marks down the cover, and kinda fan out when you leave them lying there. Cost me $7, and the booksthop smelled all bookiferal.
Also I nearly got cacked on by a sparrow. They're lovely, so I wouldn't have minded enormously, but I only just got my coat drycleaned after the chewing-gum incident, and I've made so much fun of the name 'Brown Gouge' that I'll have to go to the faraway cleaner in the city. That, I do not want.
oo and I saw Life of Brian last night - for the first time in about ten years. 'People call Romans they go the house?' Conjugate the verb 'to go', eo, es, et, emus, etis, eunt'.. but it's an ORDER so we use the.. ' uh.. imperative, imperative....'. It's the much loved dildo hidden in the back of the underwear drawer of contemporary comedy. It's always in the back of your mind, but you only fully remember the goodness when you whip that bastard out and get cracking.
That analogy works both ways - try it and see! If you get into trouble, ask an adult.
I've been hit by silliness like you wouldn't believe. (Comes a a shock, does it not?). I went and got a book about decriminalisation of druggles, and a crusty copy of LOTR. I love that thing you get with much-loved paperbacks - they get lighting-strike marks down the cover, and kinda fan out when you leave them lying there. Cost me $7, and the booksthop smelled all bookiferal.
Also I nearly got cacked on by a sparrow. They're lovely, so I wouldn't have minded enormously, but I only just got my coat drycleaned after the chewing-gum incident, and I've made so much fun of the name 'Brown Gouge' that I'll have to go to the faraway cleaner in the city. That, I do not want.
oo and I saw Life of Brian last night - for the first time in about ten years. 'People call Romans they go the house?' Conjugate the verb 'to go', eo, es, et, emus, etis, eunt'.. but it's an ORDER so we use the.. ' uh.. imperative, imperative....'. It's the much loved dildo hidden in the back of the underwear drawer of contemporary comedy. It's always in the back of your mind, but you only fully remember the goodness when you whip that bastard out and get cracking.
That analogy works both ways - try it and see! If you get into trouble, ask an adult.
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starcandy:
Please dont call me dude. 
helly:
grandmas are great