Okay, this one's a real update. I realised that, looking through other people's profiles, they were closer to describing me than my own profile was. So obviously - it needs work.
On a side note, postsecret is fucking awesome and I got kinda choked up. I believe that's a thing.
Peters have some sort of 'New Recipe' for their Neapolitan icecream. I'm a sensible man (though not a libertarian), so obviously I scoff at such things. But FUCKING JESUS if it isn't the best thing ever. I can't stop eating it. I suspect the secret ingredient is something along the lines of lard or blubber, but I honestly don't care. Worse still, it has a sort of narcotic effect where I can't remember what it feels like to eat it, but still feel a really strong urge to head downstairs to the frdige (even now, and I just had a bowl).
It may well become a serious problem. My stomach hurts.
Fuck, and I accidentally closed the damn window while I was editing my profile. Agh, to be brought down by such a rookie mistake. I'll do it later... (EDIT - donezored!)
On a side note, postsecret is fucking awesome and I got kinda choked up. I believe that's a thing.
Peters have some sort of 'New Recipe' for their Neapolitan icecream. I'm a sensible man (though not a libertarian), so obviously I scoff at such things. But FUCKING JESUS if it isn't the best thing ever. I can't stop eating it. I suspect the secret ingredient is something along the lines of lard or blubber, but I honestly don't care. Worse still, it has a sort of narcotic effect where I can't remember what it feels like to eat it, but still feel a really strong urge to head downstairs to the frdige (even now, and I just had a bowl).
It may well become a serious problem. My stomach hurts.
Fuck, and I accidentally closed the damn window while I was editing my profile. Agh, to be brought down by such a rookie mistake. I'll do it later... (EDIT - donezored!)